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Oct 11, 2020 03:21:21   #
PeterS
 
If you've placed your life in gods hands why do you need an AR-15 for protection?



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Oct 11, 2020 03:37:13   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
PeterS wrote:
If you've placed your life in gods hands why do you need an AR-15 for protection?


God doesn't protect from v***ses or bullets...

Apparently He spends most of His time raging about homos...

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Oct 11, 2020 03:58:04   #
PeterS
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
God doesn't protect from v***ses or bullets...

Apparently He spends most of His time raging about homos...

Well, unless homosexuals are more dangerous than guns and v***ses I would think we could have invented a much more useful god...

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Oct 11, 2020 04:14:57   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
PeterS wrote:
Well, unless homosexuals are more dangerous than guns and v***ses I would think we could have invented a much more useful god...


Depends on your phobias

Personally I'm still trying to figure out why people who steal Wi-Fi aren't smited

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Oct 11, 2020 04:31:37   #
RT friend Loc: Kangaroo valley NSW Australia
 
PeterS wrote:
If you've placed your life in gods hands why do you need an AR-15 for protection?


God only protects your immortality, however only Prophets such as myself Jesus Christ are protected in the Temporal Life, if I get whacked it just goes to prove that I wasn't a real Prophet, if I didn't believe i was a Prophet do you think is be training to race motorbikes, how stupid would that be.

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Oct 11, 2020 04:53:01   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
PeterS wrote:
If you've placed your life in gods hands why do you need an AR-15 for protection?


There's things that need k**lin'.

So God appointed me to be the k**ler of all things that need k**lin'.

God then created the AR-15 to assist me in the art of k**lin'.

My advice to you is, never trespass on my land cuz' trespassers are on God's list of things that need k**lin'.

That should answer your question quite succinctly.







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Oct 11, 2020 05:51:14   #
Tug484
 
PeterS wrote:
If you've placed your life in gods hands why do you need an AR-15 for protection?


The same reason you wouldn't step in front of a truck.
God's protective, but he also expects people to have more sense than step in front of a moving truck. He'll more than likely let you get hit.

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Oct 11, 2020 05:54:24   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
PeterS wrote:
If you've placed your life in gods hands why do you need an AR-15 for protection?




I don't need it for protection, i need it for straight up k*****g man bun critters and pavement apes .....my job is to move them to the extinction part of the program your uncivilized cult of fringe weirdos created.

Stay home old man, or you are liable to become a Chicago statistic of the 5.56 w***n flue.

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Oct 11, 2020 06:08:08   #
Blade_Runner Loc: DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
 
PeterS wrote:
If you've placed your life in gods hands why do you need an AR-15 for protection?
Cuz God told me never to become a faithless Hoplophobe and He gave me the opportunity and guidance to learn weaponage and the wherewithal to acquire some.



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Oct 11, 2020 07:07:59   #
Kevyn
 
PeterS wrote:
If you've placed your life in gods hands why do you need an AR-15 for protection?


Abject cowardice and feet of the boogeyman drives the demand for such weapons. Essentially a security blanket and pacifier.

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Oct 11, 2020 07:40:32   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Depends on your phobias

Personally I'm still trying to figure out why people who steal Wi-Fi aren't smited


Smitten. Or smote if you refer to the smiter and smitee in the second person. LOL

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Oct 11, 2020 07:43:11   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
Kevyn wrote:
Abject cowardice and feet of the boogeyman drives the demand for such weapons. Essentially a security blanket and pacifier.


Then there are Liberals, whose preferred self-defense equipment consists of knee pads, so they don't bruise their patellas when then get on their knees to beg for mercy.
They say don't bring a knife to a gunfight. I would say you are better off bringing a knife than a Liberal.

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Oct 11, 2020 07:51:55   #
Singularity
 
PeterS wrote:
If you've placed your life in gods hands why do you need an AR-15 for protection?

The paradox that stumps me....

If all miscarried and still born babies aren't sent directly to Hell for potential original sin, wouldn't a******n guarantee a place in heaven? If so, Christian parents should abort as many as possible to populate their Lord's Kingdom. And stop selfishly bringing them to birth and inevitable corruption; Be fruitful, and multiply without giving Satan a chance to corrupt their offspring!

Or refuse to conceive on the chance they might produce a subsequently unrepentant born sinner?

So, DO all miscarried and stillborn humans go to Hell because of original sin?

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Oct 11, 2020 07:54:50   #
Singularity
 
PeterS wrote:
Well, unless homosexuals are more dangerous than guns and v***ses I would think we could have invented a much more useful god...


There you go with that logic stuff again! Hope you are well, PeterS.

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Oct 11, 2020 07:57:15   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
I don't need it for protection, i need it for straight up k*****g man bun critters and pavement apes .....my job is to move them to the extinction part of the program your uncivilized cult of fringe weirdos created.

Stay home old man, or you are liable to become a Chicago statistic of the 5.56 w***n flue.


“ man bun critters and pavement apes ....” good grief~ still laughing wills~~~



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