Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

Academy Strips 'Schindler's List' Of Best Picture Award Due To Lack Of Diversity

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has stripped Schindler's List of its Best Motion Picture award for not having enough L***Q+ characters, people of color, and other oppressed groups.

"Schindler's List would have been a great movie if it just had a dozen t*********red characters," said Le'Jon de Froofroo, spokesperson for the Academy. "As it is, there are just a bunch of Jews and Germans -- very privileged races."

"Also, the movie has N**is -- this is the current year, for goodness' sake!"

Steven Spielberg has been ordered by the Academy to re-release the film with an unnecessary L***Q+ side plot, a gay roommate for Schindler, and a song and dance number set to a Lady Gaga song over the end credits if he wishes to re-earn the Academy Award. Otherwise, it will be re-awarded to Brokeback Mountain.

This is just the first Oscar winner to be stripped of its award, as the Academy has plans to strip the award from over 95% of the winners and give them all to Brokeback Mountain.

https://babylonbee.com/news/academy-strips-schindlers-list-of-best-picture-award-for-not-having-more-l***q-characters

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

This satire for this movie is inappropriate since it deals with very serious subject genocide and help for Jews from unlikely source...

Carol Kelly

Schindler was a good man and saved many, many lives. The movie portrayed him valiantly. Hollywood has been producing crap for years and giving Oscars to unworthy people, so they are now getting their just desserts. May they pack up and leave this hemisphere.