got that right. I'm going to a family gatheing today. I'll be laughing at all the storys of when I was a little kid. My granddaughter Ella will be stealing the show. Have a great weekend.
BearK wrote:
You know how it works - laugh and the world laughs with you, cry - and you cry alone. Also, I think he who laughs at himself laughs the best.
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If anyone believes that the original post was even a least bit amusing, must lead a very boring life!
AuntiE wrote:
What part of the sport referenced said football? Did we start spelling football..hockey and I missed the change in spelling.
By the way, have you looked up the word amusement?
Finally...and so applicable to your comments, in general.....
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
If anyone believes that the original post was even a least bit amusing, must lead a very boring life!
you proved her point, again
AuntiE wrote:
You may thank UncleE for providing AuntiE with your amusement on this lovely Saturday. :lol: :lol:
The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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excellent as well as very funny and true.
AuntiE wrote:
You may thank UncleE for providing AuntiE with your amusement on this lovely Saturday. :lol: :lol:
The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
:thumbup:
May I add another?
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf
always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors says I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
bahmer wrote:
May I add another?
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf
always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors says I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
May I add another? br br When our lawn mower brok... (
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I love to laugh - thanks.
lpnmajor wrote:
It wouldn't matter, she would be outv**ed 2 -1. The most successful men are those that can use both brains at the same time. Unfortunately, that's rare. Here's what I like to do to keep in shape mentally, I read Forbes magazine while having sex.
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I'm sure your sex partner appreciates your solution :!: :!: :roll: :D :D
Alicia wrote:
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I'm sure your sex partner appreciates your solution :!: :!: :roll: :D :D
Yeah, the magazine probably provides her with an worthwhile distraction...pictures, etc. :lol:
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, the magazine probably provides her with an worthwhile distraction...pictures, etc. :lol:
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GOOD ONE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Alicia wrote:
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GOOD ONE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I only hope Lpnmajor forgives my little poke at him! :oops:
He is one of my favorite posters, and a good friend. :wink:
He does possess a great sense of humor...I hope! :mrgreen:
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