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Jul 26, 2014 11:19:16   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
got that right. I'm going to a family gatheing today. I'll be laughing at all the storys of when I was a little kid. My granddaughter Ella will be stealing the show. Have a great weekend.
BearK wrote:
You know how it works - laugh and the world laughs with you, cry - and you cry alone. Also, I think he who laughs at himself laughs the best.


:thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:

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Jul 27, 2014 09:07:19   #
Raylan Wolfe Loc: earth
 
If anyone believes that the original post was even a least bit amusing, must lead a very boring life!



AuntiE wrote:
What part of the sport referenced said football? Did we start spelling football..hockey and I missed the change in spelling.

By the way, have you looked up the word amusement?

Finally...and so applicable to your comments, in general.....

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Jul 27, 2014 10:48:16   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
If anyone believes that the original post was even a least bit amusing, must lead a very boring life!


you proved her point, again

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Jul 27, 2014 12:43:38   #
bahmer
 
AuntiE wrote:
You may thank UncleE for providing AuntiE with your amusement on this lovely Saturday. :lol: :lol:


The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

:thumbup:


excellent as well as very funny and true.

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Jul 27, 2014 13:09:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
It wouldn't matter, she would be outv**ed 2 -1. The most successful men are those that can use both brains at the same time. Unfortunately, that's rare. Here's what I like to do to keep in shape mentally, I read Forbes magazine while having sex.


:lol: :thumbup: :lol:

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Jul 27, 2014 18:51:48   #
bahmer
 
AuntiE wrote:
You may thank UncleE for providing AuntiE with your amusement on this lovely Saturday. :lol: :lol:


The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

:thumbup:


May I add another?

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf… always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors says I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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Jul 27, 2014 19:13:16   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
bahmer wrote:
May I add another?

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf… always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors says I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
May I add another? br br When our lawn mower brok... (show quote)


:thumbup: :XD:

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Jul 27, 2014 22:04:10   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
bahmer wrote:
May I add another?

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf… always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors says I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
May I add another? br br When our lawn mower brok... (show quote)



I love to laugh - thanks.

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Jul 28, 2014 01:01:30   #
grace scott
 
AuntiE wrote:
You may thank UncleE for providing AuntiE with your amusement on this lovely Saturday. :lol: :lol:


The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

:thumbup:



LOL

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Jul 29, 2014 03:40:34   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
lpnmajor wrote:
It wouldn't matter, she would be outv**ed 2 -1. The most successful men are those that can use both brains at the same time. Unfortunately, that's rare. Here's what I like to do to keep in shape mentally, I read Forbes magazine while having sex.

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I'm sure your sex partner appreciates your solution :!: :!: :roll: :D :D

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Jul 29, 2014 07:19:59   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Alicia wrote:
***************
I'm sure your sex partner appreciates your solution :!: :!: :roll: :D :D


Yeah, the magazine probably provides her with an worthwhile distraction...pictures, etc. :lol:

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Jul 29, 2014 15:12:47   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, the magazine probably provides her with an worthwhile distraction...pictures, etc. :lol:

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GOOD ONE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jul 29, 2014 15:20:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Alicia wrote:
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GOOD ONE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


I only hope Lpnmajor forgives my little poke at him! :oops:

He is one of my favorite posters, and a good friend. :wink:

He does possess a great sense of humor...I hope! :mrgreen:

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Jul 29, 2014 15:28:06   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, the magazine probably provides her with an worthwhile distraction...pictures, etc. :lol:


she is probably asleep

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