ldsuttonjr Loc: ShangriLa

Sounds logical Doug

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"THE LIGHT TURNED YELLOW, JUST IN FRONT OF HIM. HE DID THE RIGHT THING AND
STOPPED AT THE CROSSWALK, EVEN THOUGH HE COULD HAVE BEATEN THE RED LIGHT
BY
ACCELERATING THROUGH THE INTERSECTION. THE TAILGATING
WOMAN BEHIND HIM WAS FURIOUS AND HONKED HER HORN, SCREAMING IN
FRUSTRATION,
AS SHE MISSED HER CHANCE TO GET THROUGH THE INTERSECTION AS SHE WAS STILL
IN MID-RANT, SHE HEARD A TAP ON HER WINDOW AND LOOKED UP INTO THE FACE OF
A
VERY SERIOUS POLICE OFFICER. THE OFFICER ORDERED HER TO EXIT HER CAR
WITH HER HANDS UP. HE TOOK HER TO THE POLICE STATION WHERE SHE WAS
SEARCHED, FINGERPRINTED, PHOTOGRAPHED AND PLACED IN A HOLDING CELL.
AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS, A POLICEMAN APPROACHED THE CELL AND OPENED THE
DOOR. SHE WAS ESCORTED BACK TO THE BOOKING DESK WHERE THE ARRESTING
OFFICER
WAS WAITING WITH HER PERSONAL EFFECTS. HE SAID, "I'M VERY SORRY FOR
THIS MISTAKE. YOU SEE, I PULLED UP BEHIND YOUR CAR WHILE YOU WERE BLOWING
YOUR HORN, GIVING THE GUY IN FRONT OF YOU THE FINGER AND CURSING AT HIM. I
NOTICED THE 'WHAT WOULD JESUS DO' BUMPER STICKER, THE 'CHOOSE LIFE'
LICENSE
PLATE HOLDER, THE 'FOLLOW ME TO SUNDAY-SCHOOL' BUMPER STICKER, AND THE
CHROME-PLATED CHRISTIAN FISH EMBLEM ON THE TRUNK, SO NATURALLY I ASSUMED
YOU HAD STOLEN THE CAR." PRICELESS.

Tiptop789 Loc: State of Denial

Also, untrue.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

But funny. Go back in your past and try and find your sense of humor. Egads man, wh**ever that means.

Big Dolly

LOLO LO🤣🤣🤣🤣

ldsuttonjr Loc: ShangriLa

PW: Tipflop is such a dirt bag!

FallenOak Loc: St George Utah

Hey!! I thought this part is where you come to find a little relaxation and humor in life. The other part is for trying to get the other team to move to your side of the line. Laugh and be happy the lines on your face will make you a more pleasant person. Like Spock says, "Live long and prosper." Smile! it only hurts until it becomes a habit then it doesn't hurt at all.

Y360AZ

If one has nothing positive say, the don't say it. There are many I just LOL at and may comment, but some I think little of (wouldn't forward it to anyone) or as many as there are, a lot, as this one, I would say OBG, like I heard that years ago, but I don't because this site, at least not this non-political chit-chat, is NOT for negative comments - let others enjoy it, especially if it is new to them. Just move on to the next topic. I've learned to stay away from the 'main' topics, since I do care for all the negatives, and sometimes language.