Things you can learn from children.
Sep 3, 2020 10:27:47 #
Things you can learn from children.
1. A king-sized water bed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. Ft. House with 4 inches of water.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over it with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A three-year-olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash to a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. Room.
5. You should not throw a baseball up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball a few times till you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh" it's already too late.
8. Certain legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old.
9. Playdough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
10. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can not walk on water.
11. Pool filters do not like jell-O.
12. VCRs do not eject peanut butter sandwiches.
13. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
1. A king-sized water bed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. Ft. House with 4 inches of water.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over it with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A three-year-olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash to a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. Room.
5. You should not throw a baseball up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball a few times till you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh" it's already too late.
8. Certain legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old.
9. Playdough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
10. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can not walk on water.
11. Pool filters do not like jell-O.
12. VCRs do not eject peanut butter sandwiches.
13. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Sep 3, 2020 11:37:50 #
Capt-jack wrote:
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Hilarious, but I will take your word for the statements, rather than trying any of them myself. However #9 does give great visuals of what would happen.
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