Eastern OZ Loc: With the wizard.

22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT:


IT'S NOT SO HARD, EVEN A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT....

1. You have to be against Capital Punishment, but support A******n on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean c*******ts.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs than by scientifically documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate.

6. You have to believe that g****r roles are artificial, but being Homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS v***s is spread by a lack of "Federal Funding."

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that h****rs don't care about nature, but "Loony Activists" who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
Doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money o make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe that the NRA is bad because it supports certain "Parts of the Constitution," while the ACLU is good because it supports Certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
Important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and
Alexander Graham Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are r****t, but "Racial Quotas" and "Set-Asides" are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice
Person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason "Socialism hasn't worked anywhere" it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe that conservatives telling the t***h belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying d**g,T**********es, and Bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and Manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal" Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government" is somehow in the best interest to the United States .

21. You have to believe that it's okay to give federal workers the day off On "Christmas Day," but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."

22. You have to believe that this message is part of a vast "Right Wing Conspiracy.

Ready to v**e?

bylm1-Bernie

And that no liberal will attack these points with logic.

Eastern OZ Loc: With the wizard.

Never met one that had logic

bylm1-Bernie

Come to think of it, I haven't either.

Carol Kelly

These are all great but #15 may be close to the top. I just went crazy listening to Kamala Harris blasting Trump and praising ole Joe in new caramel tones, so I needed your list.

Eastern OZ Loc: With the wizard.

Glad it could help you.

Carol Kelly

Thanx

plumbob Loc: Common Sense USA

# 21 hits home for me. Reminds me of the movie where the little girl takes the $ 1 bill up to the judge. In God We Trust circled.

Can't say Merry Christmas only makes me say it more.

Lonewolf

Typical republican propaganda we have at this time a con artist /pedifile in the WH.
One that takes his orders directly from Putin.

Eastern OZ Loc: With the wizard.

Do u have proof of the putin propaganda

Eastern OZ Loc: With the wizard.

Potus is far from perfect.


But he is more open than the politicians that are sucking us dry.

Auntie Dee

LOVE IT!

Auntie Dee

Putin is laughing his ass off at you!!!