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A Post Turtle
Jul 23, 2014 08:08:40   #
Caboose Loc: South Carolina
 
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb azz put him up there to begin with."

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Jul 23, 2014 09:38:57   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
Yep, Obammy fits the description.

Caboose wrote:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb azz put him up there to begin with."
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old ... (show quote)

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Jul 23, 2014 10:27:54   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
Caboose wrote:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb azz put him up there to begin with."
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: True! Obama and his entire gang of thugs are post turtles, and if they ever get down they will be swimming in a sea of setting jello. His Administration is a threat to civilization. If we allow them to continue, we will be living in the 4th Century again.

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Jul 23, 2014 16:24:21   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Tasine wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: True! Obama and his entire gang of thugs are post turtles, and if they ever get down they will be swimming in a sea of setting jello. His Administration is a threat to civilization. If we allow them to continue, we will be living in the 4th Century again.


Yeah, it's too bad that 2016 is still 2 years away. The bad news is, people will still probably put the same dummies back into office THIS year. So, the meek shall inherit the earth, put the morons have inherited the USA.

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Jul 24, 2014 14:25:48   #
NanaSue57 Loc: Georgia
 
Caboose wrote:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb azz put him up there to begin with."
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jul 24, 2014 14:59:27   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
NanaSue57 wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I feel truly sorry for the post. :cry:

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