son of witless

The first step is to admit you have a problem. Just like alcoholics and drug users you must recognize you have a problem. Do you consider yourself a r****t ? You didn't used to think you were, but then you watched the G****e F***d r**ts. You likely laughed at off color jokes at some time in your life. So there you go, G****e F***d's death is on your conscience.

That makes you a Liberal I***t, and that is okay. Just keep your illness to yourself. We the normal people do not want to hear about your White Guilt. We do not want to hear your excuses for r**ts. We do not want to hear you badmouth the police. We do not want to hear you call us r****ts. We are not r****ts and we do not subscribe to your liberal white guilt.

So keep your illness to yourself. Isolate yourselves. You are contagious. When you go out in public, wear a mask that also muffles what you say. Nobody cares, and nobody wants to hear what you have to say, and nobody sure as hell wants to catch what you have.

Be especially careful around the young. You caught your disease probably when you were a young adult. Stay away from children. You are dangerous. We need you to have your disease die out with you. You must be the last generation infected.

Smedley_buzkill

The problem with a 12 step program for Liberals is that most of them either can't count to 12, or think the number is somehow raaaaaaciiiiiiiiist.

son of witless

I think that the English measurement the foot must have come with 12 inches because some liberal had 12 toes.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Lololololololol ,that explains Lonewolf !!! LMFAO !!!

son of witless

12 toes being squeezed into a normal shoe would make anyone grumpy. A lot of our measurement systems are puzzling. Supposedly the 60 second minute and 60 minute hour has to do with the Babylonians somehow. They were obsessed with 60 number units.

Auntie Dee

FABULOUS RANT...I like the way you think!

2bltap Loc: Move to the Mainland

Just absolutely genius I tell you!!!!! Just pure genius!
Semper Fi
Mike

CarryOn

Excellent! Maybe someone will come up with a v*****e for it .. then we can be rid of it for good.

Jlw Loc: Wisconsin

One pill will fix it, it even comes in a variety of calibers

Big Kahuna

The #12 would be considered r****t since it is an even number. Since all l*****ts are weird a$$es, they prefer very odd numbers. They are the type of people that will swear that you can divide 7 by 3 and get 5. They are so odd that they think that a demented, extorting, bribing, sexual asssulting, hair sniffing candidate like Slo Joe could win the presidency. Joe thinks he is married to himself and is running for the Senate. L*****ts are so odd that they believe SloJoe.

Big Kahuna

Those 12 toes would of course be all "hammer toes" to match their "hammer heads".

tbutkovich

The liberal women are also very scary like Greek mythological character Medusa with 12 snakes in their hair!

tbutkovich

Joe fell in love with himself 40 years ago. He is still very much in love with himself to this day.

When he extracts himself from his spider hole and starts campaigning, the public will get to see this extreme love he has for himself firsthand!

If only he could love his neighbor as much as he loved himself! Not happening!

Big Kahuna

Slo Joe is definitely over inflated with hot air. A little pin prick should reign his big ego in.

tbutkovich