Liberty Tree wrote:
I guess that is why they h**ed Gentiles. One of them must have found it first.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk.
The first three words a redneck baby learns?
Attention, K-Mart Shoppers.
A fellow decides to buy property in France and become a gentleman farmer. Upon purchasing his property, he goes to the local market for some livestock. The first thing that catches his eye is a rabbit. After purchasing the rabbit, the seller tells him, "monsieur, 'ere in France we call zem Peters."
Next, the man sees a hen, and being desirous of eggs, he buys the hen. The seller informs him, "m'sieur, 'ere in la belle France, we call zem pullets, not hens."
Lastly, the fellow decides he needs a donkey, and buys one. The vendor informs him, "m'sieur, 'ere in France we call zem asses. Eef zis won geef you trouble, you must scratch behind his ears, and he will follow you once more."
The fellow sets off for home, with his rabbit under one arm the hen under the other, and leading the donkey on a rope. All of a sudden, the donkey balks, and sets down in the middle of the road. The man is at a total loss of what to do, as he cannot set down the hen or the rabbit to scratch the donkey's ears.
Suddenly, he spots an old woman walking toward him. When she gets closer he yells; "Hey Lady! Can I get some help here?" The old woman replies; "but of course m'sieur! How may I assist you?"
Thinking back to the advice of the 3 vendors who sold him his animals, he offers the rabbit and hen to the woman and says, "Here lady, hold my peter and pullet while I scratch my ass."