Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

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This Has Been Around Before But Is Useful Today To Get All of Us Focused... Don D.

Whoever Wrote This Really Understands Southerners …

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How to tell if someone is Republican, a Democrat, or just a Southerner.



Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:



You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes

with you, screams obscenities raises the knife and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?



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Democrat’s Answer:



Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!

What is a Kimber 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean?

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist?

Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send

to society and to my children?

Is it possible he’d be happy with just k*****g me? Does he definitely want to k**l me,

or would he be content just to wound me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier,

healthier street that would discourage such behavior?

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

This is all so confusing!



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Republican’s Answer:



BANG!



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Southerner’s Answer:



BANG!

BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click…..

(Sounds of reloading)

BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!



Click.



Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!”

Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”

Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!”

Carol Kelly

Just proves it, I’m a Southener. Lol! Good one.

Auntie Lulu

That was absolutely great!

peg w

Oh come on this is just buls**t.

Weasel Loc: In the Great State Of Indiana!!

I ain't cleanin that up.

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

Of course, it is. Can't you see the humor in it? Have you become so jaded that you take everything literally?

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

Smedley_buzkill

I hope she recognizes bulls**t better than she spells it.

Noraa Loc: Kansas

Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

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IN A FREE AMERICA & OPP yOU'VE BEEN OUT V**ED!!!

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

The door swings both ways. Hang around and you'll hear more of the same. I'd h**e for you to be perpetually offended. Unless you're paid to be that way? Lefty women get no free pass, on OPP. Grow up or go home. If you have no sense of humor you're in the wrong place. You need to be on a college campus and in a bubble not on a political plaza.

bahmer

I'm a southerner y'all thanks for the Laughs.😂😂😂😂😂

debeda

Lolololhahahaha I've seen this before, but it always makes me laugh