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The Truck
Jun 30, 2020 23:26:11   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
The Truck

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct. The salesman (wearing an Joe Biden" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest.
He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

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Jun 30, 2020 23:55:06   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Truck

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct. The salesman (wearing an Joe Biden" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest.
He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
The Truck br br I stopped by the Toyota Dealershi... (show quote)


If he was a car salesman worth his salt, he would know that vehicles that have been smoke free retain higher resale value!

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Jul 1, 2020 02:01:38   #
elledee
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Truck

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct. The salesman (wearing an Joe Biden" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest.
He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
The Truck br br I stopped by the Toyota Dealershi... (show quote)


You rock Brother...... fo real

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Jul 1, 2020 06:11:39   #
Big dog
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Truck

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct. The salesman (wearing an Joe Biden" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest.
He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
The Truck br br I stopped by the Toyota Dealershi... (show quote)


👍👍ðŸĪŠ

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Jul 1, 2020 14:49:30   #
Tug484
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Truck

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct. The salesman (wearing an Joe Biden" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest.
He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
The Truck br br I stopped by the Toyota Dealershi... (show quote)



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Jul 1, 2020 17:31:18   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Truck

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct. The salesman (wearing an Joe Biden" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest.
He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
The Truck br br I stopped by the Toyota Dealershi... (show quote)
K**ler retort!

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Jul 1, 2020 19:56:16   #
Y360AZ
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The Truck

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct. The salesman (wearing an Joe Biden" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest.
He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
The Truck br br I stopped by the Toyota Dealershi... (show quote)


I chucked out loud, telling me, that was good . . . no, a great one, especially since I read these alone. THX.

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