Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden’s speeches
Jun 27, 2020 20:51:08 #
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As the 2020 p**********l e******n draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their presumptive nominee Joe Biden.
After an exhaustive search, the Democratic National Committee has selected world renowned rock star Ozzy Osbourne to interpret the unintelligible former vice president.
“We were a little worried about Ozzy after the elderly rocker was stricken with pneumonia, but we were encouraged after listening to Ozzy’s peaceful spoken word meditations album and he really is the only person who speaks anything close to Bidenese,” DNC Chair Tom Perez said.
After going through several speech writers including Jar Jar Binks and The Swedish Chef, staffers realized that it wasn’t the speech-writers making Biden sound like a complete jumbled mess but the politician himself.
Osbourne is excited about the new role.
“I just flumbba jigga pallug muhd, see?” Osbourne said in his first interview as t***slator. “And the jifflun huhhzzah willy jiggles.”
Biden expressed some hesitance.
“Only one person can fill the tank of a leaf blower on a sunny day and that ain’t slack, Jack.”
Exavier Saskagoochie
As the 2020 p**********l e******n draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their presumptive nominee Joe Biden.
After an exhaustive search, the Democratic National Committee has selected world renowned rock star Ozzy Osbourne to interpret the unintelligible former vice president.
“We were a little worried about Ozzy after the elderly rocker was stricken with pneumonia, but we were encouraged after listening to Ozzy’s peaceful spoken word meditations album and he really is the only person who speaks anything close to Bidenese,” DNC Chair Tom Perez said.
After going through several speech writers including Jar Jar Binks and The Swedish Chef, staffers realized that it wasn’t the speech-writers making Biden sound like a complete jumbled mess but the politician himself.
Osbourne is excited about the new role.
“I just flumbba jigga pallug muhd, see?” Osbourne said in his first interview as t***slator. “And the jifflun huhhzzah willy jiggles.”
Biden expressed some hesitance.
“Only one person can fill the tank of a leaf blower on a sunny day and that ain’t slack, Jack.”
Exavier Saskagoochie
Jun 27, 2020 21:21:30 #
JFlorio
Loc: Seminole Florida
If you have ever listened to Ozzy speak this is really funny.
ldsuttonjr wrote:
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Jun 28, 2020 07:30:57 #
ldsuttonjr wrote:
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Ozzie is a good choice. Elmer Fudd would have been, too....or Daffy Duck.
Jun 28, 2020 07:58:05 #
EmilyD wrote:
Ozzie is a good choice. Elmer Fudd would have been, too....or Daffy Duck.
Elmer Fuddruckers would not have been a good choice. Remember how he was always toting around a gun? I know they've disarmed him now giving him a sickle (could that be a c*******t reference?).
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