New 911 Protocol
Jun 19, 2020 00:21:19 #
Be prepared to hear this when calling 911 Dispatch.
“What is your emergency?”
For a social worker press 1
For a homeless advocate press 2
For mental health press 3
For domestic violence advocate press 4
For marriage counselor press 5
For child discipline press 6
For a bisexual officer press 7
For a t*********r officer press 8
For a black officer press 9
For a Hispanic officer press 10
For a Native American officer press 11
For an Asian officer press 12
If you’re confused press 13
For a white officer press 14
Is there a weapon? If there is ask the subject to put it down and give them a lollipop.
Press 15 for any other language than English.
Finally the dispatcher will advise you to remove all sharp objects from your pocket and kiss your ass goodbye. There might be a slight delay in our response time, we had a fire sale.
Thank you please call again.
Be careful what you wish for.
“What is your emergency?”
For a social worker press 1
For a homeless advocate press 2
For mental health press 3
For domestic violence advocate press 4
For marriage counselor press 5
For child discipline press 6
For a bisexual officer press 7
For a t*********r officer press 8
For a black officer press 9
For a Hispanic officer press 10
For a Native American officer press 11
For an Asian officer press 12
If you’re confused press 13
For a white officer press 14
Is there a weapon? If there is ask the subject to put it down and give them a lollipop.
Press 15 for any other language than English.
Finally the dispatcher will advise you to remove all sharp objects from your pocket and kiss your ass goodbye. There might be a slight delay in our response time, we had a fire sale.
Thank you please call again.
Be careful what you wish for.
Jun 19, 2020 05:15:12 #
Hadenough wrote:
Be prepared to hear this when calling 911 Dispatch... (show quote)
Thanks for the early morning laughter 😂. Be extra CAREFUL in these times, for what you wish for you might get.
Jun 19, 2020 08:58:26 #
Hadenough wrote:
Be prepared to hear this when calling 911 Dispatch... (show quote)
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B*M , Obama's project has now almost demolished the Law Enforcement Officers. I pay too much taxes, now I am not entitled for a police protection from the criminals like B*M's. The money goes to the anarchists instead. The democrat party. Please remove them from every illegal positions that they hold. They are taking over this country for a new history of their own.
Jun 20, 2020 11:26:20 #
Radiance3 wrote:
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The democrat party. They are taking over this country for a new history of their own.
The democrat party. They are taking over this country for a new history of their own.
And not soon enough.
Jun 20, 2020 17:56:12 #
Radiance3 wrote:
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B*M , Obama's project has now almost demolished the Law Enforcement Officers. I pay too much taxes, now I am not entitled for a police protection from the criminals like B*M's. The money goes to the anarchists instead. The democrat party. Please remove them from every illegal positions that they hold. They are taking over this country for a new history of their own.
B*M , Obama's project has now almost demolished the Law Enforcement Officers. I pay too much taxes, now I am not entitled for a police protection from the criminals like B*M's. The money goes to the anarchists instead. The democrat party. Please remove them from every illegal positions that they hold. They are taking over this country for a new history of their own.
They tried to get the cops out here, they don't play. So they're working voluntarily and we're backing them up. If you need a cop and call one here you get one. I have no idea of their rules, we don't follow any.
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