bahmer

This was posted on fishing stage website and I thought it was cute.

GONNA BE A BEAR

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake up partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

debeda

Lolololhahahaha that is ADORABLE!! Passing it on

Auntie Dee

I have a framed copy of a piece very similar to this one! It was in circulation back when Sarah Palin was in the news! I don't think she wrote it, it just reminded a lot of people of her and her Alaskan nature.

trashbaum

So! You want to be fat with hairy legs, have kids the size of acorns, and be mean enough to swat everyone down. Geeee! How can I meet you?