Obama Appoints Virginity Czar: President Obama has appointed former President Bill Clinton to the newly created post of Virginity Czar of the United States of America. In announcing...

wallstreetgypsy Loc: The Ruins of Troy

President Obama has appointed former President Bill Clinton to the newly created post of Virginity Czar of the United States of America. In announcing the appointment, President Obama said: There are millions of women in this Country who are sick and tired of virginity, but have had no way out other than committed and often complicated relationships. Now, finally, thanks to the kind of Change I promised, these women can rest easy knowing that their Government will stand behind them, or astride them, or wh**ever.

I chose former President Clinton for this strenuous job because of his often-demonstrated sk**ls in this area, Obama said. I was particularly impressed by the Blow by Blow accounts of his flight home with the two very grateful young women he helped free from North Korea. The beaming smile on the former Presidents face as he stepped off the plane told the story for the whole world to see.

When asked for her opinion, former Secretary of State Clinton commented: Well, certainly no one can deny that the America women who join this Government program will be well served. Given his many years of experience at this type of Government Service, Im sure Bill will Raise the Bar, so to speak!

A spokesman for the Administration announced that, while the new department had a generous budget giving it the opportunity to set up a nationwide operation, former President Clinton has vowed to save the taxpayers many millions of dollars by meeting the servicing requests of American women personally! I know it will be hard, said Clinton, but you can rest assured that I will rise to the occasion. Virgins of America, rejoice: Bill Clinton is riding to your rescue!

However, Clinton did warn that a program of this magnitude would probably result in some rationing. Woman over 60, for example, would experience considerable delays while waiting for their servicing requests to be granted, while women in their 20s or 30s would receive priority treatment. Teen-agers, according to the former President, would receive immediate servicing!

In closing, President Obama made clear that this type of activity is nothing new for the Government, and that, in fact, it had been going on for generations. When you stop to think about it, Obama said, This is exactly what the Government has been doing to taxpayers for a very long time. The only real change is that what was done Figuratively in the past, will now be done Literally!

Now that is really Change you can believe in"!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious

clarkwv Loc: west virginia

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

President Obama has appointed former President Bill Clinton to the newly created post of Virginity Czar of the United States of America. In announcing the appointment, President Obama said: There are millions of women in this Country who are sick and tired of virginity, but have had no way out other than committed and often complicated relationships. Now, finally, thanks to the kind of Change I promised, these women can rest easy knowing that their Government will stand behind them, or astride them, or wh**ever.

I chose former President Clinton for this strenuous job because of his often-demonstrated sk**ls in this area, Obama said. I was particularly impressed by the Blow by Blow accounts of his flight home with the two very grateful young women he helped free from North Korea. The beaming smile on the former Presidents face as he stepped off the plane told the story for the whole world to see.

When asked for her opinion, former Secretary of State Clinton commented: Well, certainly no one can deny that the America women who join this Government program will be well served. Given his many years of experience at this type of Government Service, Im sure Bill will Raise the Bar, so to speak!

A spokesman for the Administration announced that, while the new department had a generous budget giving it the opportunity to set up a nationwide operation, former President Clinton has vowed to save the taxpayers many millions of dollars by meeting the servicing requests of American women personally! I know it will be hard, said Clinton, but you can rest assured that I will rise to the occasion. Virgins of America, rejoice: Bill Clinton is riding to your rescue!

However, Clinton did warn that a program of this magnitude would probably result in some rationing. Woman over 60, for example, would experience considerable delays while waiting for their servicing requests to be granted, while women in their 20s or 30s would receive priority treatment. Teen-agers, according to the former President, would receive immediate servicing!

In closing, President Obama made clear that this type of activity is nothing new for the Government, and that, in fact, it had been going on for generations. When you stop to think about it, Obama said, This is exactly what the Government has been doing to taxpayers for a very long time. The only real change is that what was done Figuratively in the past, will now be done Literally!

Now that is really Change you can believe in"!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious

President Obama has appointed former President Bil... (show quote)

then why post it?

bahmer

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

President Obama has appointed former President Bill Clinton to the newly created post of Virginity Czar of the United States of America. In announcing the appointment, President Obama said: There are millions of women in this Country who are sick and tired of virginity, but have had no way out other than committed and often complicated relationships. Now, finally, thanks to the kind of Change I promised, these women can rest easy knowing that their Government will stand behind them, or astride them, or wh**ever.

I chose former President Clinton for this strenuous job because of his often-demonstrated sk**ls in this area, Obama said. I was particularly impressed by the Blow by Blow accounts of his flight home with the two very grateful young women he helped free from North Korea. The beaming smile on the former Presidents face as he stepped off the plane told the story for the whole world to see.

When asked for her opinion, former Secretary of State Clinton commented: Well, certainly no one can deny that the America women who join this Government program will be well served. Given his many years of experience at this type of Government Service, Im sure Bill will Raise the Bar, so to speak!

A spokesman for the Administration announced that, while the new department had a generous budget giving it the opportunity to set up a nationwide operation, former President Clinton has vowed to save the taxpayers many millions of dollars by meeting the servicing requests of American women personally! I know it will be hard, said Clinton, but you can rest assured that I will rise to the occasion. Virgins of America, rejoice: Bill Clinton is riding to your rescue!

However, Clinton did warn that a program of this magnitude would probably result in some rationing. Woman over 60, for example, would experience considerable delays while waiting for their servicing requests to be granted, while women in their 20s or 30s would receive priority treatment. Teen-agers, according to the former President, would receive immediate servicing!

In closing, President Obama made clear that this type of activity is nothing new for the Government, and that, in fact, it had been going on for generations. When you stop to think about it, Obama said, This is exactly what the Government has been doing to taxpayers for a very long time. The only real change is that what was done Figuratively in the past, will now be done Literally!

Now that is really Change you can believe in"!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious

President Obama has appointed former President Bil... (show quote)

It sure sounds like good old Bill Clinton. He has yet to meet a female that he didn't want to ride. Go Bill.

big bang theory

I though it was kinda funny. Thanks I needed a laugh.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

clarkwv wrote:

then why post it?

Because some of us have a sense of humor and need a good laugh once in a while. What makes these posts funny is that on the surface they seem plausible.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

no propaganda please wrote:

Because some of us have a sense of humor and need a good laugh once in a while. What makes these posts funny is that on the surface they seem plausible.

Please put a little check mark next to my name. I had a comment; however, restraint saved me. :mrgreen:

rumitoid

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

President Obama has appointed former President Bill Clinton to the newly created post of Virginity Czar of the United States of America. In announcing the appointment, President Obama said: There are millions of women in this Country who are sick and tired of virginity, but have had no way out other than committed and often complicated relationships. Now, finally, thanks to the kind of Change I promised, these women can rest easy knowing that their Government will stand behind them, or astride them, or wh**ever.

I chose former President Clinton for this strenuous job because of his often-demonstrated sk**ls in this area, Obama said. I was particularly impressed by the Blow by Blow accounts of his flight home with the two very grateful young women he helped free from North Korea. The beaming smile on the former Presidents face as he stepped off the plane told the story for the whole world to see.

When asked for her opinion, former Secretary of State Clinton commented: Well, certainly no one can deny that the America women who join this Government program will be well served. Given his many years of experience at this type of Government Service, Im sure Bill will Raise the Bar, so to speak!

A spokesman for the Administration announced that, while the new department had a generous budget giving it the opportunity to set up a nationwide operation, former President Clinton has vowed to save the taxpayers many millions of dollars by meeting the servicing requests of American women personally! I know it will be hard, said Clinton, but you can rest assured that I will rise to the occasion. Virgins of America, rejoice: Bill Clinton is riding to your rescue!

However, Clinton did warn that a program of this magnitude would probably result in some rationing. Woman over 60, for example, would experience considerable delays while waiting for their servicing requests to be granted, while women in their 20s or 30s would receive priority treatment. Teen-agers, according to the former President, would receive immediate servicing!

In closing, President Obama made clear that this type of activity is nothing new for the Government, and that, in fact, it had been going on for generations. When you stop to think about it, Obama said, This is exactly what the Government has been doing to taxpayers for a very long time. The only real change is that what was done Figuratively in the past, will now be done Literally!

Now that is really Change you can believe in"!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious

President Obama has appointed former President Bil... (show quote)

Funny. Love the "or astride them": gave it away early.

cold iron Loc: White House

Funny...geez it seems like just yesterday the Monica was crawling around the oval office on her hands and knees.

vernon

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

President Obama has appointed former President Bill Clinton to the newly created post of Virginity Czar of the United States of America. In announcing the appointment, President Obama said: There are millions of women in this Country who are sick and tired of virginity, but have had no way out other than committed and often complicated relationships. Now, finally, thanks to the kind of Change I promised, these women can rest easy knowing that their Government will stand behind them, or astride them, or wh**ever.

I chose former President Clinton for this strenuous job because of his often-demonstrated sk**ls in this area, Obama said. I was particularly impressed by the Blow by Blow accounts of his flight home with the two very grateful young women he helped free from North Korea. The beaming smile on the former Presidents face as he stepped off the plane told the story for the whole world to see.

When asked for her opinion, former Secretary of State Clinton commented: Well, certainly no one can deny that the America women who join this Government program will be well served. Given his many years of experience at this type of Government Service, Im sure Bill will Raise the Bar, so to speak!

A spokesman for the Administration announced that, while the new department had a generous budget giving it the opportunity to set up a nationwide operation, former President Clinton has vowed to save the taxpayers many millions of dollars by meeting the servicing requests of American women personally! I know it will be hard, said Clinton, but you can rest assured that I will rise to the occasion. Virgins of America, rejoice: Bill Clinton is riding to your rescue!

However, Clinton did warn that a program of this magnitude would probably result in some rationing. Woman over 60, for example, would experience considerable delays while waiting for their servicing requests to be granted, while women in their 20s or 30s would receive priority treatment. Teen-agers, according to the former President, would receive immediate servicing!

In closing, President Obama made clear that this type of activity is nothing new for the Government, and that, in fact, it had been going on for generations. When you stop to think about it, Obama said, This is exactly what the Government has been doing to taxpayers for a very long time. The only real change is that what was done Figuratively in the past, will now be done Literally!

Now that is really Change you can believe in"!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious

President Obama has appointed former President Bil... (show quote)

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

no propaganda please wrote:

Because some of us have a sense of humor and need a good laugh once in a while. What makes these posts funny is that on the surface they seem plausible.

cut him some slack he's a liberal they don't see humor in anything unless they are aborting a defenseless baby

Kirk

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

President Obama has appointed former President Bill Clinton to the newly created post of Virginity Czar of the United States of America. In announcing the appointment, President Obama said: There are millions of women in this Country who are sick and tired of virginity, but have had no way out other than committed and often complicated relationships. Now, finally, thanks to the kind of Change I promised, these women can rest easy knowing that their Government will stand behind them, or astride them, or wh**ever.

I chose former President Clinton for this strenuous job because of his often-demonstrated sk**ls in this area, Obama said. I was particularly impressed by the Blow by Blow accounts of his flight home with the two very grateful young women he helped free from North Korea. The beaming smile on the former Presidents face as he stepped off the plane told the story for the whole world to see.

When asked for her opinion, former Secretary of State Clinton commented: Well, certainly no one can deny that the America women who join this Government program will be well served. Given his many years of experience at this type of Government Service, Im sure Bill will Raise the Bar, so to speak!

A spokesman for the Administration announced that, while the new department had a generous budget giving it the opportunity to set up a nationwide operation, former President Clinton has vowed to save the taxpayers many millions of dollars by meeting the servicing requests of American women personally! I know it will be hard, said Clinton, but you can rest assured that I will rise to the occasion. Virgins of America, rejoice: Bill Clinton is riding to your rescue!

However, Clinton did warn that a program of this magnitude would probably result in some rationing. Woman over 60, for example, would experience considerable delays while waiting for their servicing requests to be granted, while women in their 20s or 30s would receive priority treatment. Teen-agers, according to the former President, would receive immediate servicing!

In closing, President Obama made clear that this type of activity is nothing new for the Government, and that, in fact, it had been going on for generations. When you stop to think about it, Obama said, This is exactly what the Government has been doing to taxpayers for a very long time. The only real change is that what was done Figuratively in the past, will now be done Literally!

Now that is really Change you can believe in"!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious

President Obama has appointed former President Bil... (show quote)

LOL but the last time you posted a satire about protecting rats, here comes a post two weeks later by Patty talking about protecting an endangered mouse!

bahmer

Kirk wrote:

LOL but the last time you posted a satire about protecting rats, here comes a post two weeks later by Patty talking about protecting an endangered mouse!

The mouse one was true.

Kirk

bahmer wrote:

The mouse one was true.

bahmer the true mouse story was posted by Patty last week, but the rat satire was posted by wallstreetgypsy a week before that.