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Apr 27, 2020 22:50:07   #
GoCubs Loc: Earth
 
An ultra-patriotic woman decides one day to get a couple of tattoos. She decided on a bust of George Washington on one inner (upper) thigh, and a bust of Abe Lincoln on the other. Excited as can be, she waited lying on her bed 'til her husband got home, eager as can be to show her new tats to him. Hours later, after being way overserved at the local pub, he stumbles into the bedroom to see his wife laying naked and spread eagle on their bed. Pointing to her two new tattoos which she is so proud of, she playfully asks, "Honey, do you recognize these two guys?" Her husband gets closer, squints his eyes and finally replies, "No..... but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson." :)

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Apr 27, 2020 22:54:43   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
GoCubs wrote:
An ultra-patriotic woman decides one day to get a couple of tattoos. She decided on a bust of George Washington on one inner (upper) thigh, and a bust of Abe Lincoln on the other. Excited as can be, she waited lying on her bed 'til her husband got home, eager as can be to show her new tats to him. Hours later, after being way overserved at the local pub, he stumbles into the bedroom to see his wife laying naked and spread eagle on their bed. Pointing to her two new tattoos which she is so proud of, she playfully asks, "Honey, do you recognize these two guys?" Her husband gets closer, squints and finally replies, "No..... but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson." :)
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That's pretty funny! Thanks!

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Apr 27, 2020 22:58:00   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
GoCubs wrote:
An ultra-patriotic woman decides one day to get a couple of tattoos. She decided on a bust of George Washington on one inner (upper) thigh, and a bust of Abe Lincoln on the other. Excited as can be, she waited lying on her bed 'til her husband got home, eager as can be to show her new tats to him. Hours later, after being way overserved at the local pub, he stumbles into the bedroom to see his wife laying naked and spread eagle on their bed. Pointing to her two new tattoos which she is so proud of, she playfully asks, "Honey, do you recognize these two guys?" Her husband gets closer, squints and finally replies, "No..... but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson." :)
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Chuckle... Didn't see it coming

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Apr 28, 2020 13:46:28   #
Y360AZ
 
Good one!

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Apr 28, 2020 18:50:43   #
Mikeyavelli
 
GoCubs wrote:
An ultra-patriotic woman decides one day to get a couple of tattoos. She decided on a bust of George Washington on one inner (upper) thigh, and a bust of Abe Lincoln on the other. Excited as can be, she waited lying on her bed 'til her husband got home, eager as can be to show her new tats to him. Hours later, after being way overserved at the local pub, he stumbles into the bedroom to see his wife laying naked and spread eagle on their bed. Pointing to her two new tattoos which she is so proud of, she playfully asks, "Honey, do you recognize these two guys?" Her husband gets closer, squints his eyes and finally replies, "No..... but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson." :)
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yeah, the waxing salons are closed.

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Apr 28, 2020 19:33:01   #
GoCubs Loc: Earth
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
yeah, the waxing salons are closed.


Lol

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Apr 28, 2020 22:15:13   #
Mikeyavelli
 
GoCubs wrote:
Lol


Yep, if your gal ain't waxing, then you know she wasn't doing it for you.

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Apr 28, 2020 23:05:21   #
GoCubs Loc: Earth
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Yep, if your gal ain't waxing, then you know she wasn't doing it for you.


Lmao. Truer words were never spoken!

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Apr 29, 2020 08:32:50   #
Mikeyavelli
 
GoCubs wrote:
Lmao. Truer words were never spoken!


🤣👍

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May 1, 2020 04:40:58   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
GoCubs wrote:
An ultra-patriotic woman decides one day to get a couple of tattoos. She decided on a bust of George Washington on one inner (upper) thigh, and a bust of Abe Lincoln on the other. Excited as can be, she waited lying on her bed 'til her husband got home, eager as can be to show her new tats to him. Hours later, after being way overserved at the local pub, he stumbles into the bedroom to see his wife laying naked and spread eagle on their bed. Pointing to her two new tattoos which she is so proud of, she playfully asks, "Honey, do you recognize these two guys?" Her husband gets closer, squints his eyes and finally replies, "No..... but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson." :)
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THANKS FOR THE LAUGH

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