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Airman Jones was assigned to the
Apr 26, 2020 13:23:33   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Airman Jones was assigned to the

induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are k**led, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get k**led, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?"

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Apr 26, 2020 13:39:28   #
solarkin
 
thanks
that was good

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Apr 26, 2020 15:44:15   #
Dwight Logan
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Airman Jones was assigned to the

induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are k**led, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get k**led, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
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Oldsailor. I always enjoy your comments. This one made my day.

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Apr 27, 2020 16:18:24   #
On timeon target
 
Shoot, now I know why I went to Vietnam...

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Apr 27, 2020 17:35:38   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Airman Jones was assigned to the

induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are k**led, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get k**led, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
Airman Jones was assigned to the br br induction... (show quote)



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Apr 27, 2020 21:49:53   #
elledee
 
oh hell yeah...great one

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Apr 27, 2020 23:40:59   #
iFrank Loc: San Antonio
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Airman Jones was assigned to the

induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are k**led, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get k**led, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
Airman Jones was assigned to the br br induction... (show quote)


Excellent

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