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Kentucky Orders All Churchgoers To Wear Yellow Cross
April 13th, 2020
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FRANKFORT, KY—Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear has ordered all Christian churchgoers to wear a yellow cross to warn others they attended a religious gathering against the unilateral decree of the state.

Law enforcement officials took down license plate numbers of churchgoers so their family could be given a set of the yellow cross patches to sew on their clothing.

"We must identify those undesirables who would dare attend church services in defiance of the state," the governor said. "Therefore, anyone who goes to church will be sent this fashionable yellow cross. They must wear it at all times so others will know to stay away from them, ostracize them from society, and report their suspicious activity to the police."

The state ordered all medical mask production facilities to begin shifting production to the yellow crosses instead in order to meet demand. "This is priority one," said Beshear.

Should the religious gatherings continue, the governor says anyone with a yellow patch will be subject to isolation in government-run "Quarantine Camps."

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

It's a very poor taste,because in N**i Germany Jews were forced to wear a yellow Star of David on their clothes so they would be recognized and harassed by Germans and N**is.......I usually like Babylon Bee,but this time they screwed up!

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

It's satire, but the state did try to violate the rights of its citizens. The yellow crosses just help point it out more dramatically, because it's basically the same thing as the N**i's did. If you are sheltering in your home, your family is still together and if you remain in your car with your family, how is that any different? It's not, no common sense was used. Very sad and dumb. Most services only last for an hour. Less if you have a child or adult that needs to go potty. As far I know a PA system doesn't cough or sneeze on you.

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

I find it funny. It's great satire and mocking of the N**is. But then, I don't have great taste in humor because nothing offends me.

TrueAmerican

HERE HERE if you don't like the humor or satire there is an easy fix DON"T READ IT !!!!!!

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

I love humor and satire in good taste...... This one wasn't done in hood taste ! ! It's just my opinion!

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

Fair enough! To each their own.

Auntie Dee

No yellow crosses in Mississippi, just $500 fines for parking the church parking lot!!

Here is an idea, hope everyone pays the fine in Chinese currency!