Pelosi wants rats declared "endangered species": Pelosi Wants Rats Declared Endangered Species Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has made a formal request to the Department of the...

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Pelosi Wants Rats Declared Endangered Species

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has made a formal request to the Department of the Interior to have rats declared an endangered species. According to Speaker Pelosi, rats suffer disproportionately from the g****l w*****g that is going to destroy all life on Earth in the next year or two.

Humans, at least, can turn on air conditioners to get some relief from the affects of the fifty degree increase in temperature that we are experiencing, the Speaker said, but can you just imagine how terrible it must be for the rats that live inside the walls that are baked by the sun all day long? By having rats declared an endangered species, we can then pass laws mandating that all houses be moved into the shade, and that all exterior walls be air conditioned.

Also, it is cruel to make these poor creatures forage for scraps of food when humans have so much. We need another new law forcing people to feed all of the four legged guests they have in their homes, not just dogs and cats.

Finally, she said, we need to punish speech that conveys a negative image of rats. Term like Dirty Rat and Rat Bas**rd must be declared H**e Speech and punished severely. We simply cant, as a Nation, permit people to go around disparaging our furry friends. We have to get our priorities straight!

And while we are at it, said Pelosi, lets not forget about the cockroaches! They have a right to a decent and secure life also. We have legislation in the works right now that would make it a Federal offense to k**l one of these sweet and helpless little creatures. The proposed law would impose a twenty years jail sentence for the first offense.

A certain violent and lawless element in our society sees nothing evil about cruelly stepping on these tiny creatures any time they see them. That is murder, plain and simple, and these people must be brought to justice.

In closing, Pelosi went on to heap praise on new legislation providing Federal funding to guarantee every woman the right to a******n on demand, including the absolute right to have near-term a******ns performed.

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Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

You have bested your parody from yesterday.

I'm hooked and now I will look forward to your posts.

I hope you will give us a daily dose of your satire. You are quite adept at it.

Thanks gypsy.

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

Pelosi Wants Rats Declared Endangered Species

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Thunder

The only RATS she wants to protect is her ASS and the Democraprats of the party she belongs to .Getting rid of them would solve a lot of this country's problems . Pun intended .

wallstreetgypsy Loc: The Ruins of Troy

Thank you. That is always nice to hear!

Caboose Loc: South Carolina

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

Pelosi Wants Rats Declared Endangered Species

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has made a formal request to the Department of the Interior to have rats declared an endangered species. According to Speaker Pelosi, rats suffer disproportionately from the g****l w*****g that is going to destroy all life on Earth in the next year or two.

Humans, at least, can turn on air conditioners to get some relief from the affects of the fifty degree increase in temperature that we are experiencing, the Speaker said, but can you just imagine how terrible it must be for the rats that live inside the walls that are baked by the sun all day long? By having rats declared an endangered species, we can then pass laws mandating that all houses be moved into the shade, and that all exterior walls be air conditioned.

Also, it is cruel to make these poor creatures forage for scraps of food when humans have so much. We need another new law forcing people to feed all of the four legged guests they have in their homes, not just dogs and cats.

Finally, she said, we need to punish speech that conveys a negative image of rats. Term like Dirty Rat and Rat Bas**rd must be declared H**e Speech and punished severely. We simply cant, as a Nation, permit people to go around disparaging our furry friends. We have to get our priorities straight!

And while we are at it, said Pelosi, lets not forget about the cockroaches! They have a right to a decent and secure life also. We have legislation in the works right now that would make it a Federal offense to k**l one of these sweet and helpless little creatures. The proposed law would impose a twenty years jail sentence for the first offense.

A certain violent and lawless element in our society sees nothing evil about cruelly stepping on these tiny creatures any time they see them. That is murder, plain and simple, and these people must be brought to justice.

In closing, Pelosi went on to heap praise on new legislation providing Federal funding to guarantee every woman the right to a******n on demand, including the absolute right to have near-term a******ns performed.

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I guess the sewer rats in the House and Senate fall into the
Endangered C*******t Species class. Pelosi included.

Bruce Kennedy Loc: Kansas

When you say "rats", do you mean, as in "Conservatives"? Then I'd say Pelosi is absolutely correct in predicting them, as a "species", near extinction.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

Pelosi Wants Rats Declared Endangered Species

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has made a formal request to the Department of the Interior to have rats declared an endangered species. According to Speaker Pelosi, rats suffer disproportionately from the g****l w*****g that is going to destroy all life on Earth in the next year or two.

Humans, at least, can turn on air conditioners to get some relief from the affects of the fifty degree increase in temperature that we are experiencing, the Speaker said, but can you just imagine how terrible it must be for the rats that live inside the walls that are baked by the sun all day long? By having rats declared an endangered species, we can then pass laws mandating that all houses be moved into the shade, and that all exterior walls be air conditioned.

Also, it is cruel to make these poor creatures forage for scraps of food when humans have so much. We need another new law forcing people to feed all of the four legged guests they have in their homes, not just dogs and cats.

Finally, she said, we need to punish speech that conveys a negative image of rats. Term like Dirty Rat and Rat Bas**rd must be declared H**e Speech and punished severely. We simply cant, as a Nation, permit people to go around disparaging our furry friends. We have to get our priorities straight!

And while we are at it, said Pelosi, lets not forget about the cockroaches! They have a right to a decent and secure life also. We have legislation in the works right now that would make it a Federal offense to k**l one of these sweet and helpless little creatures. The proposed law would impose a twenty years jail sentence for the first offense.

A certain violent and lawless element in our society sees nothing evil about cruelly stepping on these tiny creatures any time they see them. That is murder, plain and simple, and these people must be brought to justice.

In closing, Pelosi went on to heap praise on new legislation providing Federal funding to guarantee every woman the right to a******n on demand, including the absolute right to have near-term a******ns performed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious

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Another great one!! Hope there are many more. At first I was afraid that she was concerned about some rare species of rat and that it was for real.

In the future let's hope it is the demorat that is an endangered species. Anybody got any extra Decon?

Liberty Tree

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

Pelosi Wants Rats Declared Endangered Species

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has made a formal request to the Department of the Interior to have rats declared an endangered species. According to Speaker Pelosi, rats suffer disproportionately from the g****l w*****g that is going to destroy all life on Earth in the next year or two.

Humans, at least, can turn on air conditioners to get some relief from the affects of the fifty degree increase in temperature that we are experiencing, the Speaker said, but can you just imagine how terrible it must be for the rats that live inside the walls that are baked by the sun all day long? By having rats declared an endangered species, we can then pass laws mandating that all houses be moved into the shade, and that all exterior walls be air conditioned.

Also, it is cruel to make these poor creatures forage for scraps of food when humans have so much. We need another new law forcing people to feed all of the four legged guests they have in their homes, not just dogs and cats.

Finally, she said, we need to punish speech that conveys a negative image of rats. Term like Dirty Rat and Rat Bas**rd must be declared H**e Speech and punished severely. We simply cant, as a Nation, permit people to go around disparaging our furry friends. We have to get our priorities straight!

And while we are at it, said Pelosi, lets not forget about the cockroaches! They have a right to a decent and secure life also. We have legislation in the works right now that would make it a Federal offense to k**l one of these sweet and helpless little creatures. The proposed law would impose a twenty years jail sentence for the first offense.

A certain violent and lawless element in our society sees nothing evil about cruelly stepping on these tiny creatures any time they see them. That is murder, plain and simple, and these people must be brought to justice.

In closing, Pelosi went on to heap praise on new legislation providing Federal funding to guarantee every woman the right to a******n on demand, including the absolute right to have near-term a******ns performed.

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Of course she would want rats protected. Look at the last four letters of Democrats.

LAPhil Loc: Los Angeles, CA

Bruce Kennedy wrote:

When you say "rats", do you mean, as in "Conservatives"? Then I'd say Pelosi is absolutely correct in predicting them, as a "species", near extinction.

It certainly won't happen in your lifetime.

wallstreetgypsy Loc: The Ruins of Troy

No, actually "rats" is short for democRats!

astrolite

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

Pelosi Wants Rats Declared Endangered Species

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has made a formal request to the Department of the Interior to have rats declared an endangered species. According to Speaker Pelosi, rats suffer disproportionately from the g****l w*****g that is going to destroy all life on Earth in the next year or two.

Humans, at least, can turn on air conditioners to get some relief from the affects of the fifty degree increase in temperature that we are experiencing, the Speaker said, but can you just imagine how terrible it must be for the rats that live inside the walls that are baked by the sun all day long? By having rats declared an endangered species, we can then pass laws mandating that all houses be moved into the shade, and that all exterior walls be air conditioned.

Also, it is cruel to make these poor creatures forage for scraps of food when humans have so much. We need another new law forcing people to feed all of the four legged guests they have in their homes, not just dogs and cats.

Finally, she said, we need to punish speech that conveys a negative image of rats. Term like Dirty Rat and Rat Bas**rd must be declared H**e Speech and punished severely. We simply cant, as a Nation, permit people to go around disparaging our furry friends. We have to get our priorities straight!

And while we are at it, said Pelosi, lets not forget about the cockroaches! They have a right to a decent and secure life also. We have legislation in the works right now that would make it a Federal offense to k**l one of these sweet and helpless little creatures. The proposed law would impose a twenty years jail sentence for the first offense.

A certain violent and lawless element in our society sees nothing evil about cruelly stepping on these tiny creatures any time they see them. That is murder, plain and simple, and these people must be brought to justice.

In closing, Pelosi went on to heap praise on new legislation providing Federal funding to guarantee every woman the right to a******n on demand, including the absolute right to have near-term a******ns performed.

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Don't give Pelosi any more ideas!

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

Rats as in democRATS. You being the prime example of the "punkrat" species of rodents.

Bruce Kennedy wrote:

When you say "rats", do you mean, as in "Conservatives"? Then I'd say Pelosi is absolutely correct in predicting them, as a "species", near extinction.

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

NO ! It's the rats currently in power, come Nov, 4 they will more or less become 'endangered'

Dummy Boy Loc: Michigan

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

Pelosi Wants Rats Declared Endangered Species

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has made a formal request to the Department of the Interior to have rats declared an endangered species. According to Speaker Pelosi, rats suffer disproportionately from the g****l w*****g that is going to destroy all life on Earth in the next year or two.

When you're a rat, you certainly would want to preserve yourself...

Babsan

wallstreetgypsy wrote:

Pelosi Wants Rats Declared Endangered Species

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has made a formal request to the Department of the Interior to have rats declared an endangered species. According to Speaker Pelosi, rats suffer disproportionately from the g****l w*****g that is going to destroy all life on Earth in the next year or two.

Humans, at least, can turn on air conditioners to get some relief from the affects of the fifty degree increase in temperature that we are experiencing, the Speaker said, but can you just imagine how terrible it must be for the rats that live inside the walls that are baked by the sun all day long? By having rats declared an endangered species, we can then pass laws mandating that all houses be moved into the shade, and that all exterior walls be air conditioned.

Also, it is cruel to make these poor creatures forage for scraps of food when humans have so much. We need another new law forcing people to feed all of the four legged guests they have in their homes, not just dogs and cats.

Finally, she said, we need to punish speech that conveys a negative image of rats. Term like Dirty Rat and Rat Bas**rd must be declared H**e Speech and punished severely. We simply cant, as a Nation, permit people to go around disparaging our furry friends. We have to get our priorities straight!

And while we are at it, said Pelosi, lets not forget about the cockroaches! They have a right to a decent and secure life also. We have legislation in the works right now that would make it a Federal offense to k**l one of these sweet and helpless little creatures. The proposed law would impose a twenty years jail sentence for the first offense.

A certain violent and lawless element in our society sees nothing evil about cruelly stepping on these tiny creatures any time they see them. That is murder, plain and simple, and these people must be brought to justice.

In closing, Pelosi went on to heap praise on new legislation providing Federal funding to guarantee every woman the right to a******n on demand, including the absolute right to have near-term a******ns performed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious

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Thought she was talking about the DEMONcrat party,chucks