A little fun for a bad time.
Apr 1, 2020 08:41:49 #
GOOD GRAMMAR--COULD BE VERY IMPORTANT!!
On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his
wife. The certificate was for a consultation with an Indian medicine
man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple
cure for erectile dysfunction!
The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.
The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder
warned, This is powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful,
and then say '1-2-3.'
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in
your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away, he turned and
asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4, he responded, "but when she does,
THE MEDICINE WILL NOT WORK AGAIN UNTIL THE NEXT FULL MOON."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she
asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences
with a preposition because we could end up with a dangling participle.
On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his
wife. The certificate was for a consultation with an Indian medicine
man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple
cure for erectile dysfunction!
The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.
The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder
warned, This is powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful,
and then say '1-2-3.'
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in
your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away, he turned and
asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4, he responded, "but when she does,
THE MEDICINE WILL NOT WORK AGAIN UNTIL THE NEXT FULL MOON."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she
asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences
with a preposition because we could end up with a dangling participle.
Apr 1, 2020 09:10:06 #
MR Mister wrote:
GOOD GRAMMAR--COULD BE VERY IMPORTANT!! br br ... (show quote)
I just turned 70 a couple of months ago... And I can relate to this...
Apr 2, 2020 10:32:52 #
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