New tests for the v***s being developed.
The U.S is taking the C****a v***s very seriously, New tests are being conducted without you even leaving your house. No hospital visits are necessary. All you have to do is mail your stool sample to
Mrs Nancy Pelosi
1236 Longworth
H. O. B.
Wasington D. C. 20515.
Please note, large sample will give a more accurate reading.
All right, don't really do this. Pelosi and the Democrats will start a massive investigation in the House and involve the FBI. Then after spending millions of scarce dollars on this, they will trace it back to me and the people I got it from. Pretty sure it is illegal, especially if you are contagious. And you will be put on a terrorist watch list and investigated and maybe arrested.
But seriously, didn't a few of you get a good laugh out of it. It is a joke. Smile now as you contemplate what might have been and move on.
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