V***s Alerts Around The World: V***s Alerts Around The World The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent v***s threat and have therefore raised their threat level from...

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

V***s Alerts Around The World

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent v***s threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, the level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. The v***s has been re-categorized from _“Tiresome”_ to _“A Bloody Nuisance.”_ The last time the British issued a _“Bloody Nuisance”_ warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from _“Pissed Off”_ to _“Let's Get the Bastard.”_ They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from _“Run”_ to _“Hide.”_ The only two higher levels in France are _“Collaborate”_ and _“Surrender.”_ The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white f**g factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from _“Shout Loudly and Excitedly”_ to _“Elaborate Military Posturing.”_ Two more levels remain: _“Ineffective Combat Operations”_ and _“Change Sides.”_

The Germans have increased their alert state from _“Disdainful Arrogance”_ to _“Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.”_ They also have two higher levels: _“Invade a Neighbor”_ and _“Lose.”_

The Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spaniards are more excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy than concerns over the v***s. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from _“No worries”_ to _“She'll be alright, Mate.”_ Two more escalation levels remain: _“Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!”_ and _“The barbie is cancelled.”_ So far, no situation has ever warranted use of this final escalation level.

Noraa Loc: Kansas

Oldsailor65 wrote:

V***s Alerts Around The World

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent v***s threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, the level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. The v***s has been re-categorized from _“Tiresome”_ to _“A Bloody Nuisance.”_ The last time the British issued a _“Bloody Nuisance”_ warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from _“Pissed Off”_ to _“Let's Get the Bastard.”_ They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from _“Run”_ to _“Hide.”_ The only two higher levels in France are _“Collaborate”_ and _“Surrender.”_ The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white f**g factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from _“Shout Loudly and Excitedly”_ to _“Elaborate Military Posturing.”_ Two more levels remain: _“Ineffective Combat Operations”_ and _“Change Sides.”_

The Germans have increased their alert state from _“Disdainful Arrogance”_ to _“Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.”_ They also have two higher levels: _“Invade a Neighbor”_ and _“Lose.”_

The Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spaniards are more excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy than concerns over the v***s. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from _“No worries”_ to _“She'll be alright, Mate.”_ Two more escalation levels remain: _“Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!”_ and _“The barbie is cancelled.”_ So far, no situation has ever warranted use of this final escalation level.

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What are the alert levels for the good old USA?

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

Noraa wrote:

What are the alert levels for the good old USA?

I've not received that answer in an email...yet.

Sicilianthing

Oldsailor65 wrote:

V***s Alerts Around The World

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent v***s threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, the level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. The v***s has been re-categorized from _“Tiresome”_ to _“A Bloody Nuisance.”_ The last time the British issued a _“Bloody Nuisance”_ warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from _“Pissed Off”_ to _“Let's Get the Bastard.”_ They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from _“Run”_ to _“Hide.”_ The only two higher levels in France are _“Collaborate”_ and _“Surrender.”_ The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white f**g factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from _“Shout Loudly and Excitedly”_ to _“Elaborate Military Posturing.”_ Two more levels remain: _“Ineffective Combat Operations”_ and _“Change Sides.”_

The Germans have increased their alert state from _“Disdainful Arrogance”_ to _“Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.”_ They also have two higher levels: _“Invade a Neighbor”_ and _“Lose.”_

The Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spaniards are more excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy than concerns over the v***s. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from _“No worries”_ to _“She'll be alright, Mate.”_ Two more escalation levels remain: _“Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!”_ and _“The barbie is cancelled.”_ So far, no situation has ever warranted use of this final escalation level.

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It’s a Global New World Order H**X !

Go back to work...

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

Noraa wrote:

What are the alert levels for the good old USA?

First level: Trump is a r****t for stopping flights.
Second level: Trump is incompetent for not acting fast enough.
Third level: Democrats are adding on c*****e c****e, help for unions, free a******ns, and forgiveness of student loan debt to p******c rescue bills.
Fourth level: Handing America over to Sanders and his fellow c*******ts.

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

LogicallyRight wrote:

First level: Trump is a r****t for stopping flights.
Second level: Trump is incompetent for not acting fast enough.
Third level: Democrats are adding on c*****e c****e, help for unions, free a******ns, and forgiveness of student loan debt to p******c rescue bills.
Fourth level: Handing America over to Sanders and his fellow c*******ts.

First level: Trump is a r****t for stopping flights.
Had President Trump not done this 1000's of more cases of infected people would be now be the norm in this country.

Noraa Loc: Kansas

LogicallyRight wrote:

First level: Trump is a r****t for stopping flights.
Second level: Trump is incompetent for not acting fast enough.
Third level: Democrats are adding on c*****e c****e, help for unions, free a******ns, and forgiveness of student loan debt to p******c rescue bills.
Fourth level: Handing America over to Sanders and his fellow c*******ts.

Excellent!

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

Noraa wrote:

Excellent!

Only an I***t would believe that!

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

Oldsailor65 wrote:

Only an I***t would believe that!

Old sailor, take another look. You posted a joke thing about how other countries are reacting to the v***s. Someone else asked what were America's responses. I made some up to go along with the joke. It is a joke.

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

LogicallyRight wrote:

Old sailor, take another look. You posted a joke thing about how other countries are reacting to the v***s. Someone else asked what were America's responses. I made some up to go along with the joke. It is a joke.

First level: Trump is a r****t for stopping flights.
Second level: Trump is incompetent for not acting fast enough.
Third level: Democrats are adding on c*****e c****e, help for unions, free a******ns, and forgiveness of student loan debt to p******c rescue bills.
Fourth level: Handing America over to Sanders and his fellow c*******ts.

This all looked like stuff right out of the Liberal' handbook which is not a joke.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

Oldsailor65 wrote:

First level: Trump is a r****t for stopping flights.
Second level: Trump is incompetent for not acting fast enough.
Third level: Democrats are adding on c*****e c****e, help for unions, free a******ns, and forgiveness of student loan debt to p******c rescue bills.
Fourth level: Handing America over to Sanders and his fellow c*******ts.

This all looked like stuff right out of the Liberal' handbook which is not a joke.

Well, one thing for sure is I'm not a freaking Liberal.

The first one was making fun of the left's calling Trump a r****t for ending flights from China. He did that and it was the right thing to do.

The second one was again making fun of the left's next step when they thought it was real was to change their stand and accuse him of not doing enough. In other words, no matter what he does, the left blames him even when he changes to what they were thinking.

The third was to make fun of the Democrats in Congress for adding all sorts of things to the Stimulus bill in the Senate to add on to their social agenda. Totally wrong and typical of the Democrats. Never let a good crisis go to waste.

The fourth was the extreme that the Democrats want to go and that says it all. And they would use this crisis to achieve it if they could, no matter how many died.

I hope you can understand now. I'm no l*****t and was trying to make fun of the left. They are so easy to make fun of. I felt it went along with your post about all of the reactions in other countries.

Now, if you still don't get it, it is time to move on, We're not opposed to each other and just seeing something different.

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

LogicallyRight wrote:

Well, one thing for sure is I'm not a freaking Lib... (show quote)

OK I guess I misunderstood your post.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

We're good

Tug484

Oldsailor65 wrote:

V***s Alerts Around The World

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent v***s threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, the level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. The v***s has been re-categorized from _“Tiresome”_ to _“A Bloody Nuisance.”_ The last time the British issued a _“Bloody Nuisance”_ warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from _“Pissed Off”_ to _“Let's Get the Bastard.”_ They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from _“Run”_ to _“Hide.”_ The only two higher levels in France are _“Collaborate”_ and _“Surrender.”_ The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white f**g factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from _“Shout Loudly and Excitedly”_ to _“Elaborate Military Posturing.”_ Two more levels remain: _“Ineffective Combat Operations”_ and _“Change Sides.”_

The Germans have increased their alert state from _“Disdainful Arrogance”_ to _“Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.”_ They also have two higher levels: _“Invade a Neighbor”_ and _“Lose.”_

The Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spaniards are more excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy than concerns over the v***s. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from _“No worries”_ to _“She'll be alright, Mate.”_ Two more escalation levels remain: _“Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!”_ and _“The barbie is cancelled.”_ So far, no situation has ever warranted use of this final escalation level.

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Good ones.