Wide Butt
Mar 22, 2020 18:33:35 #
Wide Butt
A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, your butt is as wide as the BBQ grill." The wife ignores his remark.
A little later, the husband, measuring tape in hand, walked over to his wife. While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed, he measured her back side. "Honey, your butt IS as wide as the grill!" She again ignores his remark.
Later that night, while in bed, the husband began to feel amorous. He starts to hug her and stroke her until the wife said, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, forget it!!!"
A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, your butt is as wide as the BBQ grill." The wife ignores his remark.
A little later, the husband, measuring tape in hand, walked over to his wife. While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed, he measured her back side. "Honey, your butt IS as wide as the grill!" She again ignores his remark.
Later that night, while in bed, the husband began to feel amorous. He starts to hug her and stroke her until the wife said, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, forget it!!!"
Mar 22, 2020 19:05:25 #
Mar 22, 2020 19:27:32 #
thanks for the laugh and probably keeping me out of trouble...next time I'm at the house having a few beers I'll stay away from the measuring tape
Mar 23, 2020 06:48:55 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Wide Butt br br A man and his wife were doing ... (show quote)
You’re on a roll Oldsailor 👍👍👍
Mar 23, 2020 07:19:21 #
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