Pandemonium: Theif Smashes Car Window in Oregon Just to Steal Toilet Paper (Page 2): Desperate times call for desperate measures...

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Desperate times call for desperate measures

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Coos Bay Tom wrote:

Enough to make your famous soup for the rest of the year--along with all the dry beans I can't find any more.

Us too, and we had it before this insanity started. Are we hoarders, or just prepared?
Or, maybe just don't like to go to town a lot?

I agree that the person shouldn't have left anything in their vehicle that they didn't want stolen, but they didnt 'deserve' having their property damaged, and stolen as Kevyn stated.
That guy is such a dirtbag.

Kevyn

archie bunker wrote:

How much TP do you have at your house, Kyv?

We are civilized and have bidets in our bathrooms. I guess they don’t have those in the outhouses of West Texas. If my memory serves me right they stock corncobs.

Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon

Kevyn wrote:

We are civilized and have bidets in our bathrooms. I guess they don’t have those in the outhouses of West Texas. If my memory serves me right they stock corncobs.

I'm sure you checked the outhouse basement for supplies too.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Kevyn wrote:

We are civilized and have bidets in our bathrooms. I guess they don’t have those in the outhouses of West Texas. If my memory serves me right they stock corncobs.

Actually, I live in the Panhandle of the Great State of Texas.

We also have a bidet. I used a pipewrench to flip the bathtub faucet upside down.
Works great!! Get off the hopper, step in the tub, squat over the faucet, and turn the valve!👍👍👍👍

bilordinary Loc: SW Washington

archie bunker wrote:

Actually, I live in the Panhandle of the Great State of Texas.

We also have a bidet. I used a pipewrench to flip the bathtub faucet upside down.
Works great!! Get off the hopper, step in the tub, squat over the faucet, and turn the valve!👍👍👍👍

Sounds like you've taken "cold shower" to a new level!

Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon

archie bunker wrote:

Actually, I live in the Panhandle of the Great State of Texas.

We also have a bidet. I used a pipewrench to flip the bathtub faucet upside down.
Works great!! Get off the hopper, step in the tub, squat over the faucet, and turn the valve!👍👍👍👍

You Texans are a innovative lot.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

bilordinary wrote:

Sounds like you've taken "cold shower" to a new level!

Nah. That bathroom has one of those instant hot water things in it. I had to do some tweaking on the anti-scald valve though!

archie bunker Loc: Texas

byronglimish wrote:

You Texans are a innovative lot.

Desperate times, brother!! Never hurts to be prepared!

Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon

archie bunker wrote:

Desperate times, brother!! Never hurts to be prepared!

You are right.

Kevyn

archie bunker wrote:

Actually, I live in the Panhandle of the Great State of Texas.

We also have a bidet. I used a pipewrench to flip the bathtub faucet upside down.
Works great!! Get off the hopper, step in the tub, squat over the faucet, and turn the valve!👍👍👍👍

Got to appreciate the ingenuity

Kevyn

archie bunker wrote:

Nah. That bathroom has one of those instant hot water things in it. I had to do some tweaking on the anti-scald valve though!

Unless you have asbestos balls, a wise adjustment.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Kevyn wrote:

We are civilized and have bidets in our bathrooms. I guess they don’t have those in the outhouses of West Texas. If my memory serves me right they stock corncobs.

That's Gay--Bidets Geeze

America 1 Loc: South Miami

lindajoy wrote:

Crazy people confirmed!!! What an i***t..
A little sand paper for his tush should be the fine~~ 😊

Sandpaper and finish off with a wire brush.

Big Kahuna

fullspinzoo wrote:

https://godfatherpolitics.com/pandemonium-thief-smashes-car-window-in-oregon-just-to-steal-toilet-paper/

Unfortunately, the media did not tell you the rest of the story. The thief saw that Bathhouse Barry's likeness was on that roll of toilet paper and he wanted to use each sheet of tissue as a reminder of how much he h**ed ovommit and how it was ovommit's economic policies that made him a thief. The thief said he was finally woke and now despised the demorat party.