I was extra careful: I was extra careful I went to the bathroom in a restaurant and I opened the door with my elbow, flushed with my foot, turned the water on with a tissue, used my...

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

I was extra careful

I went to the bathroom in a restaurant and I opened the door with my elbow, flushed with my foot, turned the water on with a tissue, used my elbow again to open the door. When I returned to my table I realized I had forgotten to pull up my pants.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

That's not so bad. Last weekend I watched a lady come out of the rest room. She used so much TP, some got stuck in her panties. There was this long string of fresh TP trailing behind her. Started a r**t as 37 women fought over parts of it.

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

Oldsailor65 wrote:

I was extra careful

I went to the bathroom in a restaurant and I opened the door with my elbow, flushed with my foot, turned the water on with a tissue, used my elbow again to open the door. When I returned to my table I realized I had forgotten to pull up my pants.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

LogicallyRight wrote:

That's not so bad. Last weekend I watched a lady come out of the rest room. She used so much TP, some got stuck in her panties. There was this long string of fresh TP trailing behind her. Started a r**t as 37 women fought over parts of it.

Odd.. It's usually men fighting over "tail"

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Oldsailor65 wrote:

I was extra careful

I went to the bathroom in a restaurant and I opened the door with my elbow, flushed with my foot, turned the water on with a tissue, used my elbow again to open the door. When I returned to my table I realized I had forgotten to pull up my pants.

I use salad tongs to hold my peter and a paint roller to wipe my butt, you know, with an abundance of caution.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

I still wash my hands before I touch that. And after.

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

LogicallyRight wrote:

I still wash my hands before I touch that. And after.

That's what you are supposed to do according to Dr. Ruth. Your hands are much dirtier before you go.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

Thanks. Now I'm even more likely to do that. Especially with this new Carona V***s. And hand sanitizer too. I'd h**e to see that poor little bastard coughing and sneezing.

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

LogicallyRight wrote:

Thanks. Now I'm even more likely to do that. Especially with this new Carona V***s. And hand sanitizer too. I'd h**e to see that poor little bastard coughing and sneezing.

Mine didn't have a 'cold" since visiting Subic Bay in 68, must'a been the Subic V***s.