You need a strategy if you want to win!!
Mar 14, 2020 21:01:30 #
My strategy during the great Obama ammo shortage was to have Mrs. Bunker stand at one end of the ammo aisle, and whip out her boobs. While everyone was looking, and grabbing phones to get a picture, I snuck in, and grabbed the ammo. Sounded good at the time.......🤓
Tomorrow, I'm thinking we'll go to the store and hit the toilet paper aisle. I'll pretend to sneeze uncontrollably, cough, fart, and apologize while my wife sneaks off with the goods!
Tomorrow, I'm thinking we'll go to the store and hit the toilet paper aisle. I'll pretend to sneeze uncontrollably, cough, fart, and apologize while my wife sneaks off with the goods!
Mar 14, 2020 21:16:21 #
archie bunker wrote:
My strategy during the great Obama ammo shortage w... (show quote)
Panic shoppers be like.........
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Mar 14, 2020 22:50:16 #
How r****ded has America become?
Really?
This is ridiculous to the nth degree!!
Toilet paper for survival?
I think we are now a country of wussies!
Really?
This is ridiculous to the nth degree!!
Toilet paper for survival?
I think we are now a country of wussies!
Mar 14, 2020 23:01:57 #
archie bunker wrote:
How r****ded has America become?
Really?
This is ridiculous to the nth degree!!
Toilet paper for survival?
I think we are now a country of wussies!
Really?
This is ridiculous to the nth degree!!
Toilet paper for survival?
I think we are now a country of wussies!
Mar 14, 2020 23:04:57 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Every one of these are great! 
Here's my question. Why are television, magazines, supermarkets, etc., all advertising toilet paper? Are there still some people who never heard about this stuff?
Here's my question. Why are television, magazines, supermarkets, etc., all advertising toilet paper? Are there still some people who never heard about this stuff?
Mar 14, 2020 23:20:12 #
Actually Kyle, a toilet papering in that fashion would be a gift for a recourcful person!
Nice clean job there leaving a lot to harvest for re-use!🤓
Nice clean job there leaving a lot to harvest for re-use!🤓
Mar 14, 2020 23:24:01 #
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Mar 15, 2020 07:45:55 #
archie bunker wrote:
I have the answer.
Remind you of anyone?
Mar 15, 2020 09:04:43 #
Mar 15, 2020 09:58:01 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
archie bunker wrote:
My strategy during the great Obama ammo shortage w... (show quote)
While crazy people were fighting each other over a few rolls of toilet paper and hand sanitizer, I was loading several carts full of...............................food. While they're reduced to eating toilet paper and washing it down with hand sanitizer, I'll be busy eating steak and all manner of other goodies, and cleaning my ass with...................................soap and water.
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