Last kiss!
Feb 23, 2020 01:34:39 #
Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro , North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge . So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
Feb 23, 2020 04:59:47 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro , North ... (show quote)
Didn't see that coming
Feb 23, 2020 06:59:56 #
Feb 24, 2020 09:41:16 #
Feb 24, 2020 10:07:59 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Didn't see that coming
That's an ending worthy of a Kdrama, never know how they'll end.
Feb 24, 2020 11:20:45 #
Feb 24, 2020 21:10:25 #
bahmer wrote:
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Love it! Great story!
Feb 24, 2020 22:33:21 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro , North ... (show quote)
She slipped on George's hurls.
Feb 27, 2020 05:36:14 #
Feb 27, 2020 09:27:42 #
FallenOak wrote:
This has to be the funniest story this month. Thanks!!!
You are welcome.
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