Since all the 'kids' have all these little codes for texting, like
BFF, WTF, LOL, etc., here are some codes for seniors:
ATD--At the doctor's.
BFF--Best friend's funeral.
BTW--Bring the wheelchair.
BYOT--Bring your own teeth.
CBM--Covered by Medicare.
CUATSC--See you at the senior center.
FWIW--Forgot where I was.
FYI--Found your insulin.
GGPBL--Gotta go...pacemaker battery low.
GHA--Got heartburn again.
IMHAO--Is my hearing aid on?
LMDO--Laughing my dentures out.
LOL--Living on Lipitor
OMSG--Oh my! Sorry...gas.
ROFL...CGU--Rolling on the floor laughing...can't get up.
WAITT--Who am I talking to?
WTP--Where's the prunes?
WWNO--Walker wheels need oil.
IF--I forgot.
Happy texting! :wink: :thumbup:
slatten49 wrote:
CUATSC :shock:
FCB - farted, can't breathe
WAY - who are you?
SMBRB - s**t myself, be right back
WAI - where am I?
CRMN - can't remember my name
AFPNNB - arrested for public nudity - need bail
LWWW - left with wrong wife
CTC - can't talk, colonoscopy
MWHF - my walker has a flat
LCFB - lost, can't find bathroom ( followed by )
NM - never mind
lpnmajor wrote:
FCB - farted, can't breathe
WAY - who are you?
SMBRB - s**t myself, be right back
WAI - where am I?
CRMN - can't remember my name
AFPNNB - arrested for public nudity - need bail
LWWW - left with wrong wife
CTC - can't talk, colonoscopy
MWHF - my walker has a flat
LCFB - lost, can't find bathroom ( followed by )
NM - never mind
CUATSC, for sure. :lol:
Not sure I'll want to hang with you...unless there'a bathroom close by. :shock:
slatten49 wrote:
CUATSC, for sure. :lol:
Not sure I'll want to hang with you...unless there'a bathroom close by. :shock:
Thanks. I need those little tidbits of info. Will keep my fingers from exhaustion by utilizing too many keystrokes.
Old_Gringo wrote:
Thanks. I need those little tidbits of info. Will keep my fingers from exhaustion by utilizing too many keystrokes.
Off topic, but, you should be getting a postcard in the mail with a stunning photo of a Texas beauty in her 'natural' state. :wink:
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