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Senior Texting Codes
Jun 24, 2014 23:23:43   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Since all the 'kids' have all these little codes for texting, like
BFF, WTF, LOL, etc., here are some codes for seniors:

ATD--At the doctor's.
BFF--Best friend's funeral.
BTW--Bring the wheelchair.
BYOT--Bring your own teeth.
CBM--Covered by Medicare.
CUATSC--See you at the senior center.
FWIW--Forgot where I was.
FYI--Found your insulin.
GGPBL--Gotta go...pacemaker battery low.
GHA--Got heartburn again.
IMHAO--Is my hearing aid on?
LMDO--Laughing my dentures out.
LOL--Living on Lipitor
OMSG--Oh my! Sorry...gas.
ROFL...CGU--Rolling on the floor laughing...can't get up.
WAITT--Who am I talking to?
WTP--Where's the prunes?
WWNO--Walker wheels need oil.
IF--I forgot.

Happy texting! :wink: :thumbup:

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Jun 24, 2014 23:59:58   #
jimahrens Loc: California
 
Made my day
slatten49 wrote:
Since all the 'kids' have all these little codes for texting, like
BFF, WTF, LOL, etc., here are some codes for seniors:

ATD--At the doctor's.
BFF--Best friend's funeral.
BTW--Bring the wheelchair.
BYOT--Bring your own teeth.
CBM--Covered by Medicare.
CUATSC--See you at the senior center.
FWIW--Forgot where I was.
FYI--Found your insulin.
GGPBL--Gotta go...pacemaker battery low.
GHA--Got heartburn again.
IMHAO--Is my hearing aid on?
LMDO--Laughing my dentures out.
LOL--Living on Lipitor
OMSG--Oh my! Sorry...gas.
ROFL...CGU--Rolling on the floor laughing...can't get up.
WAITT--Who am I talking to?
WTP--Where's the prunes?
WWNO--Walker wheels need oil.
IF--I forgot.

Happy texting! :wink: :thumbup:
Since all the 'kids' have all these little codes f... (show quote)

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Jun 25, 2014 08:15:07   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
jimahrens wrote:
Made my day


CUATSC :shock:

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Jun 25, 2014 10:05:25   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
CUATSC :shock:


FCB - farted, can't breathe
WAY - who are you?
SMBRB - s**t myself, be right back
WAI - where am I?
CRMN - can't remember my name
AFPNNB - arrested for public nudity - need bail
LWWW - left with wrong wife
CTC - can't talk, colonoscopy
MWHF - my walker has a flat
LCFB - lost, can't find bathroom ( followed by )
NM - never mind

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Jun 25, 2014 10:53:27   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
FCB - farted, can't breathe
WAY - who are you?
SMBRB - s**t myself, be right back
WAI - where am I?
CRMN - can't remember my name
AFPNNB - arrested for public nudity - need bail
LWWW - left with wrong wife
CTC - can't talk, colonoscopy
MWHF - my walker has a flat
LCFB - lost, can't find bathroom ( followed by )
NM - never mind


CUATSC, for sure. :lol:

Not sure I'll want to hang with you...unless there'a bathroom close by. :shock:

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Jun 26, 2014 12:35:49   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
CUATSC, for sure. :lol:

Not sure I'll want to hang with you...unless there'a bathroom close by. :shock:


Thanks. I need those little tidbits of info. Will keep my fingers from exhaustion by utilizing too many keystrokes.

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Jun 26, 2014 12:53:05   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Thanks. I need those little tidbits of info. Will keep my fingers from exhaustion by utilizing too many keystrokes.


Off topic, but, you should be getting a postcard in the mail with a stunning photo of a Texas beauty in her 'natural' state. :wink:

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