Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

New Orleans

This happened on a flight getting ready to
depart for New Orleans . Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

“What’s the matter?” Bob asked.

“I’ve been t***sferred to New Orleans , there are crazy people there. They’ve got lots of shootings, gangs, race r**ts, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation.”

Bob replied, “I’ve lived in New Orleans all my life. It’s not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It’s as safe a place as anywhere in the world.”

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, “Oh, thank you. I’ve been worried to death. But if you live there and say it’s OK, I’ll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck.”

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

I would say that was funny but it is way too close to the t***h to laugh about.

billy a Loc: South Florida

Oh , man , That's good . I'll tell it at my next meeting...

bahmer

Mike Easterday

I hope it's a .50 Cal!!!

bggamers Loc: georgia

Thanks for the laugh