Last Wish
Feb 14, 2020 08:40:28 #
Good morning all
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An old priest lay dying in a Hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.
He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi before I die", whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Chuck and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Chuck commented to Nancy "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Nancy couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Nancy's hand in his right hand and Chuck's hand in his left.
There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally Nancy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same!"
- Kinda brings a smile to your face doesn't it...
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An old priest lay dying in a Hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.
He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi before I die", whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Chuck and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Chuck commented to Nancy "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Nancy couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Nancy's hand in his right hand and Chuck's hand in his left.
There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally Nancy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same!"
- Kinda brings a smile to your face doesn't it...
Feb 14, 2020 08:43:55 #
Feb 14, 2020 08:59:26 #
jimpack123
Loc: wisconsin
Squiddiddler wrote:
Good morning all br ------------------------------... (show quote)
You could just substitute "Lying Donnie" and "Moscow Mitch" and it would be even funnier lol
Feb 14, 2020 09:04:12 #
jimpack123 wrote:
You could just substitute "Lying Donnie" and "Moscow Mitch" and it would be even funnier lol
No it wouldn’t! First two works the best, everyone can identify with them!
Feb 14, 2020 09:09:33 #
jimpack123
Loc: wisconsin
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
No it wouldn’t! First two works the best, everyone can identify with them!
YEA BUT Lying Donnie and Moscow Mitch sounds better and is TRUE!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 15, 2020 22:56:16 #
Feb 16, 2020 01:34:24 #
Feb 16, 2020 08:32:23 #
jimpack123 wrote:
You could just substitute "Lying Donnie" and "Moscow Mitch" and it would be even funnier lol
But he asked for Pelosi and Schummer
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