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A little old southern lady
Feb 13, 2020 10:43:50   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
A little old southern lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat."

So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . .

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof. So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food. . . .

One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like crap." . . .

The lady replied, "It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

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Feb 13, 2020 11:00:09   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
A little old southern lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat."

So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . .

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof. So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food. . . .

One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like crap." . . .

The lady replied, "It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
A little old southern lady went to buy cat food. S... (show quote)


Amen and Amen we may be old but we ain't stupid.

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Feb 14, 2020 16:25:51   #
Mike Easterday
 
Good one!!!

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Feb 14, 2020 19:47:00   #
elledee
 
bravo!!!!

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