really dumb stuff
Feb 10, 2020 19:37:53 #
Sven and Ole were drinking some beer when Sven looked at his cell phone and looked upset by the text message he’d just received. “Ole, you ever have an ex-girlfriend dat just won’t go away?” Sven asked.
“Yah,” Ole replied. “Dat would be my wife Lena.”
When Ole and Sven came to America, they were screened for their professions to see if they had technical sk**ls we needed. Sven went through first and got right through. Then when it was Ole’s turn the screener asked Ole what he did in Norway for an occupation. Ole replied that he worked in a ladies underwear factory. The official said "I don't know Ole, that isn't a high sk**l profession that we are looking for."
Ole snapped "Vell you let Sven go right in!"
The official said "He had a technical position, called a diesel fitter."
Ole was all put out and he said "Ya, all he does is hold up da ladies undervear and says wedder or not deese'll fit her!!"
“Yah,” Ole replied. “Dat would be my wife Lena.”
When Ole and Sven came to America, they were screened for their professions to see if they had technical sk**ls we needed. Sven went through first and got right through. Then when it was Ole’s turn the screener asked Ole what he did in Norway for an occupation. Ole replied that he worked in a ladies underwear factory. The official said "I don't know Ole, that isn't a high sk**l profession that we are looking for."
Ole snapped "Vell you let Sven go right in!"
The official said "He had a technical position, called a diesel fitter."
Ole was all put out and he said "Ya, all he does is hold up da ladies undervear and says wedder or not deese'll fit her!!"
Feb 10, 2020 19:57:01 #
permafrost wrote:
Sven and Ole were drinking some beer when Sven loo... (show quote)
Ok Permi dat's a gud'n
Feb 11, 2020 08:48:41 #
Feb 11, 2020 12:58:12 #
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