lpnmajor wrote:
Thousands of Bears have starved to death, as a result of so many Americans insisting on exercising their right to Bear arms, thus rendering the Bears incapable of feeding themselves.
A New Jersey man has invented clothing designed to elevate the wearers mood, stating that Americans have the right to Life, Liberty and Suits of happiness.
Millions of Americans have succumbed to pneumonia, having exercised their right to bare arms in the middle of winter.
You never disappoint, Doc.