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Jan 26, 2020 10:22:52   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Thousands of Bears have starved to death, as a result of so many Americans insisting on exercising their right to Bear arms, thus rendering the Bears incapable of feeding themselves.

A New Jersey man has invented clothing designed to elevate the wearers mood, stating that Americans have the right to Life, Liberty and Suits of happiness.

Millions of Americans have succumbed to pneumonia, having exercised their right to bare arms in the middle of winter.

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Jan 26, 2020 10:25:33   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Thousands of Bears have starved to death, as a result of so many Americans insisting on exercising their right to Bear arms, thus rendering the Bears incapable of feeding themselves.

A New Jersey man has invented clothing designed to elevate the wearers mood, stating that Americans have the right to Life, Liberty and Suits of happiness.

Millions of Americans have succumbed to pneumonia, having exercised their right to bare arms in the middle of winter.

You never disappoint, Doc.

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Jan 26, 2020 10:50:42   #
bahmer
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Thousands of Bears have starved to death, as a result of so many Americans insisting on exercising their right to Bear arms, thus rendering the Bears incapable of feeding themselves.

A New Jersey man has invented clothing designed to elevate the wearers mood, stating that Americans have the right to Life, Liberty and Suits of happiness.

Millions of Americans have succumbed to pneumonia, having exercised their right to bare arms in the middle of winter.



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Jan 26, 2020 11:08:48   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Thousands of Bears have starved to death, as a result of so many Americans insisting on exercising their right to Bear arms, thus rendering the Bears incapable of feeding themselves.

A New Jersey man has invented clothing designed to elevate the wearers mood, stating that Americans have the right to Life, Liberty and Suits of happiness.

Millions of Americans have succumbed to pneumonia, having exercised their right to bare arms in the middle of winter.


You'll forgive me please.

I have no sense of humor.

Was that supposed to be funny ?

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Jan 26, 2020 11:27:40   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
You'll forgive me please.

I have no sense of humor.

Was that supposed to be funny ?

Don't shortchange yourself, Wolf. Like many, you have a wonderful (albeit selective) sense of humor.

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Jan 26, 2020 11:36:45   #
JimMe
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Thousands of Bears have starved to death, as a result of so many Americans insisting on exercising their right to Bear arms, thus rendering the Bears incapable of feeding themselves.

A New Jersey man has invented clothing designed to elevate the wearers mood, stating that Americans have the right to Life, Liberty and Suits of happiness.

Millions of Americans have succumbed to pneumonia, having exercised their right to bare arms in the middle of winter.



Worst of all... These poor Bears can't even ask "for a handout"...

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Jan 26, 2020 11:43:48   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
JimMe wrote:
Worst of all... These poor Bears can't even ask "for a handout"...

You might want to 'paws' before referring bears as to asking for a 'handout.'

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Jan 26, 2020 12:33:03   #
moldyoldy
 
That explains why Chicago canโ€™t get an NFL championship

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Jan 26, 2020 12:39:21   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
That explains why Chicago canโ€™t get an NFL championship

Wasn't one in '85 enough for 'Da Bears'

Hell, the Cubs only win a World Series every 118 years...1908 & 2016.

My bad, they had also won in 1907...before they set their new standard.

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Jan 26, 2020 12:41:20   #
Carol Kelly
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Thousands of Bears have starved to death, as a result of so many Americans insisting on exercising their right to Bear arms, thus rendering the Bears incapable of feeding themselves.

A New Jersey man has invented clothing designed to elevate the wearers mood, stating that Americans have the right to Life, Liberty and Suits of happiness.

Millions of Americans have succumbed to pneumonia, having exercised their right to bare arms in the middle of winter.


LOL!

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Jan 26, 2020 12:42:26   #
TrueAmerican
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Thousands of Bears have starved to death, as a result of so many Americans insisting on exercising their right to Bear arms, thus rendering the Bears incapable of feeding themselves.

A New Jersey man has invented clothing designed to elevate the wearers mood, stating that Americans have the right to Life, Liberty and Suits of happiness.

Millions of Americans have succumbed to pneumonia, having exercised their right to bare arms in the middle of winter.


SAD !!!!!!

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Jan 27, 2020 08:20:35   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Thousands of Bears have starved to death, as a result of so many Americans insisting on exercising their right to Bear arms, thus rendering the Bears incapable of feeding themselves.

A New Jersey man has invented clothing designed to elevate the wearers mood, stating that Americans have the right to Life, Liberty and Suits of happiness.

Millions of Americans have succumbed to pneumonia, having exercised their right to bare arms in the middle of winter.


Leave it to you~~ ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Jan 27, 2020 16:14:13   #
teabag09
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Thousands of Bears have starved to death, as a result of so many Americans insisting on exercising their right to Bear arms, thus rendering the Bears incapable of feeding themselves.

A New Jersey man has invented clothing designed to elevate the wearers mood, stating that Americans have the right to Life, Liberty and Suits of happiness.

Millions of Americans have succumbed to pneumonia, having exercised their right to bare arms in the middle of winter.


LOL! Mike

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Jan 27, 2020 18:53:24   #
debeda
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Thousands of Bears have starved to death, as a result of so many Americans insisting on exercising their right to Bear arms, thus rendering the Bears incapable of feeding themselves.

A New Jersey man has invented clothing designed to elevate the wearers mood, stating that Americans have the right to Life, Liberty and Suits of happiness.

Millions of Americans have succumbed to pneumonia, having exercised their right to bare arms in the middle of winter.


Lolololhahahaha cute play on words

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Jan 27, 2020 18:53:56   #
debeda
 
JimMe wrote:
Worst of all... These poor Bears can't even ask "for a handout"...



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