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Jan 24, 2020 02:07:20   #
JW
 
CarryOn wrote:
HAHA! Game changer. PR should have some made with "PeeToo Movement" printed on them ... and pass them out at the march .... We could call it a PeeToo Chute ...


Have them made full body size so Muslim women can participate... I better not say that or I'll get called a bigot. Please ignore the first sentence but all I really wanted to do was expand the opportunity to participate...

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Jan 24, 2020 02:17:26   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
JW wrote:
Have them made full body size so Muslim women can participate... I better not say that or I'll get called a bigot. Please ignore the first sentence but all I really wanted to do was expand the opportunity to participate...


Bigot

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Jan 24, 2020 05:11:55   #
American Vet
 
proud republican wrote:
#PeetΓ²o movement!! If you think it's unfair for men to pee easier than for us,ladies join my movement!! I think we ladies should have Peetoo March to Washington!!! Let's make peeing the same for everyone!!! So join me at www.pee easy 4 every1.com Thank you!!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€


Your 'unfair' claims are only valid till about age 65 or so. Then the old prostate intervenes.

The mother took the little boy to the restaurant bathroom and sent him in. In about 10 minutes, the boy came back out and he had wet himself. The mother scolded him and asked "Why didn't you use the bathroom?"

The little boy replied "There were only 2 potties and there were 2 old men using them. One couldn't get it started and the other couldn't get it stopped."

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Jan 24, 2020 05:31:19   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
American Vet wrote:
Your 'unfair' claims are only valid till about age 65 or so. Then the old prostate intervenes.

The mother took the little boy to the restaurant bathroom and sent him in. In about 10 minutes, the boy came back out and he had wet himself. The mother scolded him and asked "Why didn't you use the bathroom?"

The little boy replied "There were only 2 potties and there were 2 old men using them. One couldn't get it started and the other couldn't get it stopped."


Lol!! That's very funny!!! But I'm sure this is not that funny for me huh???

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Jan 24, 2020 07:35:16   #
TexaCan Loc: Homeward Bound!
 
CarryOn wrote:
PeeToo Movement! Too funny, PR! What the heck, I'm in. Let's march on Washington and make our demands known. I say let's not hold back and just let it all out! No point in a slow drip, drip, drip of complaints! We need to stand up for our rights now!


Oh goody! Do we get a cute little hat? πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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Jan 24, 2020 07:47:32   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
TexaCan wrote:
Oh goody! Do we get a cute little hat? πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


Yes!!! Cute,little,yellow hat!!!?

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Jan 24, 2020 07:56:40   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
proud republican wrote:
Yes!!! Cute,little,yellow hat!!!?


MAPA?

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Jan 24, 2020 08:28:10   #
CarryOn
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
MAPA?



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Jan 24, 2020 09:06:19   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
archie bunker wrote:
I didn't know y'all had a hard time peeing.

If you're talking about precision , targeted peeing, just ask a man for instruction.
I can help.
Leave the seat up, and if it's dark, pee till you hear pee hitting water.
Then you're on target!'


I blame my brothers for my big butt! When I was a kid and had to pee in middle of night the lid would be up and there was nothing like a big dip in cold water to make u come wide awake! Had to grow big butt so I wouldn’t drown!! Lol

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Jan 24, 2020 09:56:53   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
Maybe this will help..... ma'am.


It's a Peequalizer!

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Jan 24, 2020 10:34:15   #
TexaCan Loc: Homeward Bound!
 
proud republican wrote:
Yes!!! Cute,little,yellow hat!!!?


I can’t knit! We may have to depend on a Redneck favorite........duck tape! We’ll paint it yellow and put the initials MAPA on it!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A true Redneck is truly inventive when it comes to his/her duck tape!

I was just informed by my husband that it is β€œDuct tape”
I ARE A REDNECK! It’s official!πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

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Jan 24, 2020 11:00:49   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
proud republican wrote:
#PeetΓ²o movement!! If you think it's unfair for men to pee easier than for us,ladies join my movement!! I think we ladies should have Peetoo March to Washington!!! Let's make peeing the same for everyone!!! So join me at www.pee easy 4 every1.com Thank you!!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
Uh...OK...I guess I can support that. One thing you got going for you is that the women who have been marching against President Trump don't have to buy new hats for this movement.

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Jan 24, 2020 11:48:03   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
Penis envy has mutated!

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Jan 24, 2020 12:05:14   #
CarryOn
 
bilordinary wrote:
Penis envy has mutated!


Apparently so ... the PeeToo chute, which you so appropriately dubbed "The Peequalizer," ... hilarious, by the way ... will be our secret weapon.

We are on the edge of our seats with the excitement of it all ... Poised to stand up for our rights, lengthen our reach, and spread our message far and wide ... thanks to PR for all she is doing to get it started ... the rest of us will join the march and go with the flow ....

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Jan 24, 2020 12:28:44   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
CarryOn wrote:
Apparently so ... the PeeToo chute, which you so appropriately dubbed "The Peequalizer," ... hilarious, by the way ... will be our secret weapon.

We are on the edge of our seats with the excitement of it all ... Poised to stand up for our rights, lengthen our reach, and spread our message far and wide ... thanks to PR for all she is doing to get it started ... the rest of us will join the march and go with the flow ....


When will they do something for people like me?
I've been short all my life.

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