Saturday Amusement: A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was...

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didnt think anyone would stand up so she asked him, Why did you stand up?

He answered, I didnt want to leave you standing up by yourself.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Taters---Plant your taters in the springtime--- take advantage of the early mornin dew.---All you need is water and some sunshine----and there will baskets of taters just for you. There's a spud for every need---bet AntiE has a recipe.---Theres nothing that a tater cannot do.---Eat your taters and you won't catch the flu.--- Always eat you taters sunday mornin---its the patriotic thing you ougtta do.---If you don't eat your taters yer a dirty rotten t*****r---and you don't want folks to think that way of you--- If you don't eat your taters- shame on you.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Appears every one is busy. I finished my work day early.Watching Ella now while Gramma is shopping.. All my friends are getting old. I'll be mowing a couple yards this evening to help my friends. Going to the stock car races tonite.

Alicia Loc: NYC

fom wrote:

Taters---Plant your taters in the springtime--- ta... (show quote)

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Tom, Very clever. Thanks. :roll: :-) :-) :-)

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Why thankyou' I have fun with silly rhymes sometimes..

Alicia wrote:

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Tom, Very clever. Thanks. :roll: :-) :-) :-)

:lol:

bahmer

AuntiE wrote:

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didnt think anyone would stand up so she asked him, Why did you stand up?

He answered, I didnt want to leave you standing up by yourself.

Thank I needed a laugh today.

robby1

bahmer wrote:

Thank I needed a laugh today.

A boy went to school and told the teacher, on the way to school he saw a dog get hit in the ass by a car. The teacher said to the boy, don't use that kind of language. Say the dog got hit in the rectum. The boy said rectum hell, it k**led him.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

robby1 wrote:

A boy went to school and told the teacher, on the way to school he saw a dog get hit in the ass by a car. The teacher said to the boy, don't use that kind of language. Say the dog got hit in the rectum. The boy said rectum hell, it k**led him.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: good one

dennisimoto Loc: Washington State (West)

A boy was playing with some rubbing alcohol on his front steps when his dad, a Doctor, came home from the clinic. "Hey son, don't waste that stuff, it's very useful. I rubbed some on a woman's tummy this morning and she passed a 7 pound baby boy!" "That's nothing, dad, I splashed some on a cat's behind and it passed a Greyhound bus!"

robby1

dennisimoto wrote:

A boy was playing with some rubbing alcohol on his front steps when his dad, a Doctor, came home from the clinic. "Hey son, don't waste that stuff, it's very useful. I rubbed some on a woman's tummy this morning and she passed a 7 pound baby boy!" "That's nothing, dad, I splashed some on a cat's behind and it passed a Greyhound bus!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says to the grasshopper there is a drink named after you. The grasshopper says they have a drink named Dave.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

dennisimoto wrote:

A boy was playing with some rubbing alcohol on his front steps when his dad, a Doctor, came home from the clinic. "Hey son, don't waste that stuff, it's very useful. I rubbed some on a woman's tummy this morning and she passed a 7 pound baby boy!" "That's nothing, dad, I splashed some on a cat's behind and it passed a Greyhound bus!"

:lol: :lol: