Roy Rogers & His New Boots
Jan 21, 2020 01:18:56 #
Roy Rogers & His New Boots
One day Dale bought Roy a new pair of cowboy boots for his birthday. Roy and Trigger went riding out around the ranch and they were attacked by a mountain lion. The big cat knocked Roy off of Trigger and tore off his new boots and chewed the hell out of them. This pissed Roy off so he shot the lion and carried it back to the ranch on Trigger behind the saddle. When Dale saw them she said:
O Roy O Roy---is that the cat that ate yer new shoes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdrYYUuT07Q
(People under 60 and liberals will need to have this explained to them)
One day Dale bought Roy a new pair of cowboy boots for his birthday. Roy and Trigger went riding out around the ranch and they were attacked by a mountain lion. The big cat knocked Roy off of Trigger and tore off his new boots and chewed the hell out of them. This pissed Roy off so he shot the lion and carried it back to the ranch on Trigger behind the saddle. When Dale saw them she said:
O Roy O Roy---is that the cat that ate yer new shoes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdrYYUuT07Q
(People under 60 and liberals will need to have this explained to them)
Jan 21, 2020 06:54:25 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Roy Rogers & His New Boots br br One day Dal... (show quote)
You mean "Pardon me Roy; is that the cat that ate your new shoes?"
Jan 21, 2020 06:55:56 #
Rich Conaty, “The Big Broadcast “. Can still be found on YouTube. Love that music, and it Was before my time.
Jan 21, 2020 07:13:47 #
Quakerwidow
Loc: Chestertown, MD
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
You mean "Pardon me Roy; is that the cat that ate your new shoes?"
Jan 21, 2020 07:31:41 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Roy Rogers & His New Boots br br One day Dal... (show quote)
Cool, dig it . Choo Choo.
Jan 21, 2020 11:26:21 #
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
You mean "Pardon me Roy; is that the cat that ate your new shoes?"
I screwed it up
Jan 22, 2020 07:50:19 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Oldsailor65 wrote:
I screwed it up
As much as you make me laugh, I'll never hold it against you!
Jan 22, 2020 14:32:03 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Roy Rogers & His New Boots br br One day Dal... (show quote)
Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes.
Jan 22, 2020 15:07:04 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Roy Rogers & His New Boots br br One day Dal... (show quote)
I bought my first husband a great pair of expensive snakeskin boots. I was exited to give to him so I let him open them early! He h**ed them, so I took them back to boot barn! I was standing in line and the guy behind the counter asked why I was returning them! I answered he didn’t like them! The guy behind me in line said I’ll marry you if you’ll buy me boots like that! My husband got mad! He went back and got ostrich instead! Closet gay, ya think!!! Lol
Jan 22, 2020 17:43:43 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
I bought my first husband a great pair of expensive snakeskin boots. I was exited to give to him so I let him open them early! He h**ed them, so I took them back to boot barn! I was standing in line and the guy behind the counter asked why I was returning them! I answered he didn’t like them! The guy behind me in line said I’ll marry you if you’ll buy me boots like that! My husband got mad! He went back and got ostrich instead! Closet gay, ya think!!! Lol
Real cowboys are picky about their duds and gear. My favorite boots were Sears orange Acme's with the round toe and 2" heels. But that was back when a pair of Levis was six dollars and the boots were twenty, probably 66 or 67. By 72 it was getting way too expensive to compete. We acted like girls when it came to our duds and gear for our horses. Your first husband is probably a throwback to the 50s or 60s. Grew up watching tons of westerns on tv and going to a rodeo was almost a good as going to the state fair.
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