Nutter Loc: Fly Over Zone

Dear Tide Company:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through
my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I am in my sixties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring
husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming
a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood
on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told
me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and
said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Carol Kelly

Really good post, funny and well written. However, I stopped using Tide when they were the first to join the L***Q Rainbow Group. I now use Gain, it works as well and smells better. I found a really good little yellow bottle of blood remover that works much better than Tide ever did.

Hug

Have you ever tried WD40 to take out stains?

CarryOn

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing ....

Liberty Tree

How about Stihl chainsaws?

Big dog

Oh My Goodness. This is AWFUL, so many letters to write.😜

bahmer

Thanks for the laughs that was great.

Carol Kelly

No, but that very interesting. I’ll try it.

Mike Easterday

OMG!

bggamers Loc: georgia

MENOPAUSE IS BRUTAL !!!!!

bggamers Loc: georgia

????? explain wouldn't it leave oil stain?

Hug

No, there are several different uses for WD40.

bggamers Loc: georgia

I'll have to try it

teabag09

It'll clean a toilet beautifully, spray it on your windshield before a snow, wipe excess off and snow won't stick, of course raise your wipers. So many more uses. Mike

jSmitty45 Loc: Fl born, lived in Texas 30 yrs, now Louisiana

Really cute!