Medicare in a nutshell
Jan 17, 2020 07:33:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible"
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible"
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
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Jan 18, 2020 10:44:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,... (show quote)
Terrible. Iām still laughing š
Jan 18, 2020 12:33:00 #
Jan 18, 2020 12:48:05 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Brutal...
yes
ain't it sad??
the poster I mean
you know if Slat would only make a very small effort to pay off just a few of them IOUs he owes me
I'd consider laughin at his post
I said consider it
Jan 18, 2020 14:24:58 #
Jan 18, 2020 21:39:54 #
badbobby wrote:
yes
ain't it sad??
the poster I mean
you know if Slat would only make a very small effort to pay off just a few of them IOUs he owes me
I'd consider laughin at his post
I said consider it
ain't it sad??
the poster I mean
you know if Slat would only make a very small effort to pay off just a few of them IOUs he owes me
I'd consider laughin at his post
I said consider it
I'm sure he'll pay off a few if you manage to find your way back
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