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Jan 17, 2020 14:59:52   #
CarryOn
 
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
Cursive is absolutely necessary. At least for us old farts. When we get put in a nursing home, we can write graffiti about the staff all over the bathroom walls. In cursive. The snowflakes won't be able to read it and will think it Arabic. We will then get t***sferred to Guantanamo as geriatric terrorists, and be treated far better than an elderly US citizen can expect in this country.


Fabulous idea!!

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Jan 17, 2020 15:04:57   #
debeda
 
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
Cursive is absolutely necessary. At least for us old farts. When we get put in a nursing home, we can write graffiti about the staff all over the bathroom walls. In cursive. The snowflakes won't be able to read it and will think it Arabic. We will then get t***sferred to Guantanamo as geriatric terrorists, and be treated far better than an elderly US citizen can expect in this country.


BRILLIANT!! I like the way you think, Smedley

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Jan 17, 2020 23:51:41   #
teabag09
 
slatten49 wrote:
We attempt to fold the fitted sheets not being used on our household beds, as I...like many, have OCB.


I not only wash and dry said fitted sheets but I'm the one to put to put them back on the bed and make sure the corners are on the corners so they are taunt enough to bounce a quarter. Mike

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Jan 18, 2020 01:43:43   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
slatten49 wrote:
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore wh**ever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front
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Jan 18, 2020 14:54:51   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
teabag09 wrote:
I not only wash and dry said fitted sheets but I'm the one to put to put them back on the bed and make sure the corners are on the corners so they are taunt enough to bounce a quarter. Mike


We wash and dry our sheets and put them back on the bed, no need to fold them, and yes, if the bottom sheet is in good shape it can be put on to be military tight. When the sheet gets too old to fit properly, it becomes part of the bedding for one of the dogs.

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