Who says men don't remember.
Jan 1, 2020 18:37:54 #
Jan 1, 2020 18:52:49 #
Jan 1, 2020 18:56:34 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Lonewolf wrote:
Good one 
I love a good story with a happy ending, especially when it gets ya on the very last line. Almost makes you want to shed a tear, doesn't it?
Jan 1, 2020 20:02:47 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
dtucker300 wrote:
I love a good story with a happy ending, especially when it gets ya on the very last line. Almost makes you want to shed a tear, doesn't it?
Jan 1, 2020 20:49:26 #
dtucker300 wrote:
Who says men don't remember.
I know you might not appreciate it, but this sounds like some same-sex couples I know.
OK, it sounds like me.
Jan 2, 2020 06:30:32 #
Jan 2, 2020 11:02:28 #
Jan 2, 2020 22:55:47 #
Jan 4, 2020 21:46:21 #
dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
WHY MEN AND WOMEN SPEAK DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.
Don't blame me, I didn't write these. I only pass them along to worthy recipients.
AVOCADOS
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.
My work is done here.
WATER IN THE CARBURETOR
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool".
STATISTIC
THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC , PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.
THE PHONE
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
TODAY'S SHORT READING FROM THE BIBLE
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth"
Then he made the earth round and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
Don't blame me, I didn't write these. I only pass them along to worthy recipients.
AVOCADOS
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.
My work is done here.
WATER IN THE CARBURETOR
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool".
STATISTIC
THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC , PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.
THE PHONE
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.
"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
TODAY'S SHORT READING FROM THE BIBLE
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth"
Then he made the earth round and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
Jan 5, 2020 01:02:55 #
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