Twas the Night ...
Twas the night of impeachment, and all through the House
The members were stirring .. starting to verbally joust.
The podium was polished, gavel ready to pound,
In dems' hopes that their scheming would soon bring Trump down.
Pelosi in her pantsuit and Nadler in his tent
Squad in rapt attention at this long-awaited event.
As the Speaker stepped up and pounded the gavel
Joy overtook her ... her "somber act" did unravel.
While visions of glory danced in her head,
Schiff and Nadler beside her, the Articles she read.
With a face shining bright and a heart filled with glee,
She began the final v**e for this contrived victory.
Only dems v**ed "Aye," most too fearful to stray,
Republicans stood united and all v**ed "Nay."
The majority carried, but their victory rang hollow ...
A totally partisan v**e would be too hard to swallow.
Then back at the door, there arose such a racket,
As Melania entered, in her "I Don't Care" jacket.
Right behind her was Trump, sporting a bright red tie,
And they flew down the aisle in the blink of an eye ..
Bearing gifts for the dems, with beautiful red bows ..
They were lumps of coal ... wrapped in the latest polls!!
Trump had surged in those polls, with the dems losing big
'Cause Folks saw the injustice ... that the outcome was r****d.
On Pelosi, On Nadler, On Schiff and On Others
Lay the blame for dems' failure to accept v**ers' druthers.
Then quick as a wink, the Trumps headed out,
Their smiles beaming bright among Republicans' shouts.
And they heard Trump exclaim as he sped out the door,
"The People of this country are deserving of more!!
This is the best gift of all, and this act they'll remember
When we win in a landslide, thanks to YOU, next November!!!"
CarryOn wrote:
Twas the night of impeachment, and all through the House
The members were stirring .. starting to verbally joust.
The podium was polished, gavel ready to pound,
In dems' hopes that their scheming would soon bring Trump down.
Pelosi in her pantsuit and Nadler in his tent
Squad in rapt attention at this long-awaited event.
As the Speaker stepped up and pounded the gavel
Joy overtook her ... her "somber act" did unravel.
While visions of glory danced in her head,
Schiff and Nadler beside her, the Articles she read.
With a face shining bright and a heart filled with glee,
She began the final v**e for this contrived victory.
Only dems v**ed "Aye," most too fearful to stray,
Republicans stood united and all v**ed "Nay."
The majority carried, but their victory rang hollow ...
A totally partisan v**e would be too hard to swallow.
Then back at the door, there arose such a racket,
As Melania entered, in her "I Don't Care" jacket.
Right behind her was Trump, sporting a bright red tie,
And they flew down the aisle in the blink of an eye ..
Bearing gifts for the dems, with beautiful red bows ..
They were lumps of coal ... wrapped in the latest polls!!
Trump had surged in those polls, with the dems losing big
'Cause Folks saw the injustice ... that the outcome was r****d.
On Pelosi, On Nadler, On Schiff and On Others
Lay the blame for dems' failure to accept v**ers' druthers.
Then quick as a wink, the Trumps headed out,
Their smiles beaming bright among Republicans' shouts.
And they heard Trump exclaim as he sped out the door,
"The People of this country are deserving of more!!
This is the best gift of all, and this act they'll remember
When we win in a landslide, thanks to YOU, next November!!!"
i Twas the night of impeachment, and all through ... (
show quote)
Beautifully done, thanks carry on
CarryOn wrote:
Twas the night of impeachment, and all through the House
The members were stirring .. starting to verbally joust.
The podium was polished, gavel ready to pound,
In dems' hopes that their scheming would soon bring Trump down.
Pelosi in her pantsuit and Nadler in his tent
Squad in rapt attention at this long-awaited event.
As the Speaker stepped up and pounded the gavel
Joy overtook her ... her "somber act" did unravel.
While visions of glory danced in her head,
Schiff and Nadler beside her, the Articles she read.
With a face shining bright and a heart filled with glee,
She began the final v**e for this contrived victory.
Only dems v**ed "Aye," most too fearful to stray,
Republicans stood united and all v**ed "Nay."
The majority carried, but their victory rang hollow ...
A totally partisan v**e would be too hard to swallow.
Then back at the door, there arose such a racket,
As Melania entered, in her "I Don't Care" jacket.
Right behind her was Trump, sporting a bright red tie,
And they flew down the aisle in the blink of an eye ..
Bearing gifts for the dems, with beautiful red bows ..
They were lumps of coal ... wrapped in the latest polls!!
Trump had surged in those polls, with the dems losing big
'Cause Folks saw the injustice ... that the outcome was r****d.
On Pelosi, On Nadler, On Schiff and On Others
Lay the blame for dems' failure to accept v**ers' druthers.
Then quick as a wink, the Trumps headed out,
Their smiles beaming bright among Republicans' shouts.
And they heard Trump exclaim as he sped out the door,
"The People of this country are deserving of more!!
This is the best gift of all, and this act they'll remember
When we win in a landslide, thanks to YOU, next November!!!"
i Twas the night of impeachment, and all through ... (
show quote)
KAG 2020 πΊπΈπΊπΈ
CarryOn wrote:
Twas the night of impeachment, and all through the House
The members were stirring .. starting to verbally joust.
The podium was polished, gavel ready to pound,
In dems' hopes that their scheming would soon bring Trump down.
Pelosi in her pantsuit and Nadler in his tent
Squad in rapt attention at this long-awaited event.
As the Speaker stepped up and pounded the gavel
Joy overtook her ... her "somber act" did unravel.
While visions of glory danced in her head,
Schiff and Nadler beside her, the Articles she read.
With a face shining bright and a heart filled with glee,
She began the final v**e for this contrived victory.
Only dems v**ed "Aye," most too fearful to stray,
Republicans stood united and all v**ed "Nay."
The majority carried, but their victory rang hollow ...
A totally partisan v**e would be too hard to swallow.
Then back at the door, there arose such a racket,
As Melania entered, in her "I Don't Care" jacket.
Right behind her was Trump, sporting a bright red tie,
And they flew down the aisle in the blink of an eye ..
Bearing gifts for the dems, with beautiful red bows ..
They were lumps of coal ... wrapped in the latest polls!!
Trump had surged in those polls, with the dems losing big
'Cause Folks saw the injustice ... that the outcome was r****d.
On Pelosi, On Nadler, On Schiff and On Others
Lay the blame for dems' failure to accept v**ers' druthers.
Then quick as a wink, the Trumps headed out,
Their smiles beaming bright among Republicans' shouts.
And they heard Trump exclaim as he sped out the door,
"The People of this country are deserving of more!!
This is the best gift of all, and this act they'll remember
When we win in a landslide, thanks to YOU, next November!!!"
i Twas the night of impeachment, and all through ... (
show quote)
I am passing this on, well done with a humorous twist.
trashbaum wrote:
Beautifully done, thanks carry on
Thank you, Kind Sir ... Glad you enjoyed it!
no propaganda please wrote:
I am passing this on, well done with a humorous twist.
Humor is kinda my thing ... and, yes, feel free to pass it on ... happy to share ...
Maybe a little premature ... but hoping for the best!
KAG 2020!!!!!
CarryOn wrote:
Twas the night of impeachment, and all through the House
The members were stirring .. starting to verbally joust.
The podium was polished, gavel ready to pound,
In dems' hopes that their scheming would soon bring Trump down.
Pelosi in her pantsuit and Nadler in his tent
Squad in rapt attention at this long-awaited event.
As the Speaker stepped up and pounded the gavel
Joy overtook her ... her "somber act" did unravel.
While visions of glory danced in her head,
Schiff and Nadler beside her, the Articles she read.
With a face shining bright and a heart filled with glee,
She began the final v**e for this contrived victory.
Only dems v**ed "Aye," most too fearful to stray,
Republicans stood united and all v**ed "Nay."
The majority carried, but their victory rang hollow ...
A totally partisan v**e would be too hard to swallow.
Then back at the door, there arose such a racket,
As Melania entered, in her "I Don't Care" jacket.
Right behind her was Trump, sporting a bright red tie,
And they flew down the aisle in the blink of an eye ..
Bearing gifts for the dems, with beautiful red bows ..
They were lumps of coal ... wrapped in the latest polls!!
Trump had surged in those polls, with the dems losing big
'Cause Folks saw the injustice ... that the outcome was r****d.
On Pelosi, On Nadler, On Schiff and On Others
Lay the blame for dems' failure to accept v**ers' druthers.
Then quick as a wink, the Trumps headed out,
Their smiles beaming bright among Republicans' shouts.
And they heard Trump exclaim as he sped out the door,
"The People of this country are deserving of more!!
This is the best gift of all, and this act they'll remember
When we win in a landslide, thanks to YOU, next November!!!"
i Twas the night of impeachment, and all through ... (
show quote)
Amen and Amen very good Christmas poem thanks for posting this.
CarryOn wrote:
Twas the night of impeachment, and all through the House
The members were stirring .. starting to verbally joust.
The podium was polished, gavel ready to pound,
In dems' hopes that their scheming would soon bring Trump down.
Pelosi in her pantsuit and Nadler in his tent
Squad in rapt attention at this long-awaited event.
As the Speaker stepped up and pounded the gavel
Joy overtook her ... her "somber act" did unravel.
While visions of glory danced in her head,
Schiff and Nadler beside her, the Articles she read.
With a face shining bright and a heart filled with glee,
She began the final v**e for this contrived victory.
Only dems v**ed "Aye," most too fearful to stray,
Republicans stood united and all v**ed "Nay."
The majority carried, but their victory rang hollow ...
A totally partisan v**e would be too hard to swallow.
Then back at the door, there arose such a racket,
As Melania entered, in her "I Don't Care" jacket.
Right behind her was Trump, sporting a bright red tie,
And they flew down the aisle in the blink of an eye ..
Bearing gifts for the dems, with beautiful red bows ..
They were lumps of coal ... wrapped in the latest polls!!
Trump had surged in those polls, with the dems losing big
'Cause Folks saw the injustice ... that the outcome was r****d.
On Pelosi, On Nadler, On Schiff and On Others
Lay the blame for dems' failure to accept v**ers' druthers.
Then quick as a wink, the Trumps headed out,
Their smiles beaming bright among Republicans' shouts.
And they heard Trump exclaim as he sped out the door,
"The People of this country are deserving of more!!
This is the best gift of all, and this act they'll remember
When we win in a landslide, thanks to YOU, next November!!!"
i Twas the night of impeachment, and all through ... (
show quote)
That was EXCELLENT
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