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Dec 2, 2019 18:54:15   #
Tug484
 
Two pieces of string were walking down the street.
One piece of string told the other one I'm thirsty.
Let's go in this bar and get a drink of water.
He asked the bartender for a drink of water for them.
The bartender said, I don't serve string.
One piece of string reached up and tied the top of the string and said, frayed knot!

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Dec 2, 2019 19:35:14   #
bilordinary Loc: SW Washington
 
Tug484 wrote:
Two pieces of string were walking down the street.
One piece of string told the other one I'm thirsty.
Let's go in this bar and get a drink of water.
He asked the bartender for a drink of water for them.
The bartender said, I don't serve string.
One piece of string reached up and tied the top of the string and said, frayed knot!


On a beer day, you can pee forever!

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Dec 2, 2019 19:51:08   #
Tug484
 
bilordinary wrote:
On a beer day, you can pee forever!


Like a race horse on lasics.

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Dec 4, 2019 06:53:16   #
flash
 
Try again

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Dec 4, 2019 07:55:17   #
Tug484
 
flash wrote:
Try again


I said it was a dumb joke.

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Dec 4, 2019 08:06:29   #
flash
 
I heard it where the bartender told one that he didn't serve strings then the 2nd one tied his top and ordered to which the bartender said wait aren't you a string to which the string replied nope I'm a frayed knot.

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Dec 4, 2019 08:12:57   #
Tug484
 
flash wrote:
I heard it where the bartender told one that he didn't serve strings then the 2nd one tied his top and ordered to which the bartender said wait aren't you a string to which the string replied nope I'm a frayed knot.


That sounds better.

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Dec 4, 2019 09:59:02   #
flash
 
Tug484 wrote:
That sounds better.


😊

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