Some days you are just too funny. I said nothing about castration, though I have performed it on several calves. All survived just fine. My scalpel was a very sharp, sterilized, Buck pocket knife and some kind of tar looking stuff to stop the bleeding and prevent infection. That was before the rubber bands got popular or maybe before they were invented. I was still pretty young and dad did most of the calves but he wanted me to know how to do it or maybe he wanted to see if I'd wimp out or barf. It was pretty simple, I just did it as he did and there are only two moving parts and you only do one at a time. The only thing I recall is that you cut the cord at an angle, then daub some tar on the hole in the sack then do the next one.

You have to give the left something or they never shut up. Maybe women only would halfway satisfy them. They're Muslims but might not remain Muslim unless you send them all to Dearborn, then peer pressure would be applied.