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Nov 19, 2019 13:43:17   #
bahmer
 
enlglysh is a pane
Hear eye sit inn english class;
The likelihood is that eye wont pass
An f on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
Its knot that eye havent studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply cant get them write
Hour teacher says, "heed my advice, ewe must study and sacrifice"
Butt if mouses are mice and louses are lice, how come blouses arent blice
The confusion really abounds
When adding esses two nouns gooses are geese, butt mooses arent meese;
Somebody scent in the clowns two ultimatums are ultimata, and a couple of datum are data
Sew wouldnt ewe expect it wood bee correct fore a bunch of plums to be plata?
And if more than won octopus are octopi, and the plural of ox is oxen
Shouldnt a couple of busses bee bussi and a pare of foxes bee foxen?
Lets talk about spelling a wile, specifically letters witch are silent
Words like "psychologist" and "wreck"
Shirley make awl of us violent and another example quite plane witch is really hard two explain
If its eye before e except after sea, then what about feign and reign?
The final exam will determine how eye due, weather eye pass ore fail
I halve prepared as much as eye can down two the last detail
Im ready two give it my vary best
Inn just a little wile and then isle take a relaxing wrest on a tropical aisle.
(by alan balter)

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Nov 19, 2019 14:33:01   #
Liberty Tree
 
bahmer wrote:
enlglysh is a pane
Hear eye sit inn english class;
The likelihood is that eye wont pass
An f on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
Its knot that eye havent studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply cant get them write
Hour teacher says, "heed my advice, ewe must study and sacrifice"
Butt if mouses are mice and louses are lice, how come blouses arent blice
The confusion really abounds
When adding esses two nouns gooses are geese, butt mooses arent meese;
Somebody scent in the clowns two ultimatums are ultimata, and a couple of datum are data
Sew wouldnt ewe expect it wood bee correct fore a bunch of plums to be plata?
And if more than won octopus are octopi, and the plural of ox is oxen
Shouldnt a couple of busses bee bussi and a pare of foxes bee foxen?
Lets talk about spelling a wile, specifically letters witch are silent
Words like "psychologist" and "wreck"
Shirley make awl of us violent and another example quite plane witch is really hard two explain
If its eye before e except after sea, then what about feign and reign?
The final exam will determine how eye due, weather eye pass ore fail
I halve prepared as much as eye can down two the last detail
Im ready two give it my vary best
Inn just a little wile and then isle take a relaxing wrest on a tropical aisle.
(by alan balter)
enlglysh is a pane br Hear eye sit inn english cl... (show quote)


For lonewolf, aka Loco Lobo, English is his second language.

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Nov 19, 2019 16:10:12   #
Lonewolf
 
And none of this will save trump the t*****r

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Nov 19, 2019 20:16:45   #
youngwilliam Loc: Deep in the heart
 
Lonewolf wrote:
And none of this will save trump the t*****r


Someone who is illiterate would never know.

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Nov 20, 2019 05:34:00   #
Big dog
 
bahmer wrote:
enlglysh is a pane
Hear eye sit inn english class;
The likelihood is that eye wont pass
An f on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
Its knot that eye havent studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply cant get them write
Hour teacher says, "heed my advice, ewe must study and sacrifice"
Butt if mouses are mice and louses are lice, how come blouses arent blice
The confusion really abounds
When adding esses two nouns gooses are geese, butt mooses arent meese;
Somebody scent in the clowns two ultimatums are ultimata, and a couple of datum are data
Sew wouldnt ewe expect it wood bee correct fore a bunch of plums to be plata?
And if more than won octopus are octopi, and the plural of ox is oxen
Shouldnt a couple of busses bee bussi and a pare of foxes bee foxen?
Lets talk about spelling a wile, specifically letters witch are silent
Words like "psychologist" and "wreck"
Shirley make awl of us violent and another example quite plane witch is really hard two explain
If its eye before e except after sea, then what about feign and reign?
The final exam will determine how eye due, weather eye pass ore fail
I halve prepared as much as eye can down two the last detail
Im ready two give it my vary best
Inn just a little wile and then isle take a relaxing wrest on a tropical aisle.
(by alan balter)
enlglysh is a pane br Hear eye sit inn english cl... (show quote)


Wow, my hed hertz. I kneed a bier.

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Nov 20, 2019 07:18:06   #
Tug484
 
bahmer wrote:
enlglysh is a pane
Hear eye sit inn english class;
The likelihood is that eye wont pass
An f on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
Its knot that eye havent studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply cant get them write
Hour teacher says, "heed my advice, ewe must study and sacrifice"
Butt if mouses are mice and louses are lice, how come blouses arent blice
The confusion really abounds
When adding esses two nouns gooses are geese, butt mooses arent meese;
Somebody scent in the clowns two ultimatums are ultimata, and a couple of datum are data
Sew wouldnt ewe expect it wood bee correct fore a bunch of plums to be plata?
And if more than won octopus are octopi, and the plural of ox is oxen
Shouldnt a couple of busses bee bussi and a pare of foxes bee foxen?
Lets talk about spelling a wile, specifically letters witch are silent
Words like "psychologist" and "wreck"
Shirley make awl of us violent and another example quite plane witch is really hard two explain
If its eye before e except after sea, then what about feign and reign?
The final exam will determine how eye due, weather eye pass ore fail
I halve prepared as much as eye can down two the last detail
Im ready two give it my vary best
Inn just a little wile and then isle take a relaxing wrest on a tropical aisle.
(by alan balter)
enlglysh is a pane br Hear eye sit inn english cl... (show quote)


Cute
I'm with the guy that asked if t o o t h a c h e spells toothache, why doesn't m u s t a c h e spell mistake?

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Nov 20, 2019 08:10:42   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
bahmer wrote:
enlglysh is a pane
Hear eye sit inn english class;
The likelihood is that eye wont pass
An f on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
Its knot that eye havent studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply cant get them write
Hour teacher says, "heed my advice, ewe must study and sacrifice"
Butt if mouses are mice and louses are lice, how come blouses arent blice
The confusion really abounds
When adding esses two nouns gooses are geese, butt mooses arent meese;
Somebody scent in the clowns two ultimatums are ultimata, and a couple of datum are data
Sew wouldnt ewe expect it wood bee correct fore a bunch of plums to be plata?
And if more than won octopus are octopi, and the plural of ox is oxen
Shouldnt a couple of busses bee bussi and a pare of foxes bee foxen?
Lets talk about spelling a wile, specifically letters witch are silent
Words like "psychologist" and "wreck"
Shirley make awl of us violent and another example quite plane witch is really hard two explain
If its eye before e except after sea, then what about feign and reign?
The final exam will determine how eye due, weather eye pass ore fail
I halve prepared as much as eye can down two the last detail
Im ready two give it my vary best
Inn just a little wile and then isle take a relaxing wrest on a tropical aisle.
(by alan balter)
enlglysh is a pane br Hear eye sit inn english cl... (show quote)


Thanks,Bahmer...I've started doing something similar, but It's really a lot of work. Good job.

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Nov 20, 2019 08:19:46   #
Lonewolf
 
Nice to have all you useless piss ants in the same place!

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Nov 20, 2019 08:27:45   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
Lonewolf wrote:
Nice to have all you useless piss ants in the same place!


......aaaand we have a TRIGGER!!

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Nov 20, 2019 09:33:01   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Lonewolf wrote:
Nice to have all you useless piss ants in the same place!


Maga baby were ever where! Oops!!

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Nov 20, 2019 09:49:14   #
bahmer
 
Lonewolf wrote:
Nice to have all you useless piss ants in the same place!


I just did this in jest lonewolf you have to laugh at yourself once in awhile. I know that I have.

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Nov 20, 2019 10:51:03   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
bahmer wrote:
enlglysh is a pane
Hear eye sit inn english class;
The likelihood is that eye wont pass
An f on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
Its knot that eye havent studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply cant get them write
Hour teacher says, "heed my advice, ewe must study and sacrifice"
Butt if mouses are mice and louses are lice, how come blouses arent blice
The confusion really abounds
When adding esses two nouns gooses are geese, butt mooses arent meese;
Somebody scent in the clowns two ultimatums are ultimata, and a couple of datum are data
Sew wouldnt ewe expect it wood bee correct fore a bunch of plums to be plata?
And if more than won octopus are octopi, and the plural of ox is oxen
Shouldnt a couple of busses bee bussi and a pare of foxes bee foxen?
Lets talk about spelling a wile, specifically letters witch are silent
Words like "psychologist" and "wreck"
Shirley make awl of us violent and another example quite plane witch is really hard two explain
If its eye before e except after sea, then what about feign and reign?
The final exam will determine how eye due, weather eye pass ore fail
I halve prepared as much as eye can down two the last detail
Im ready two give it my vary best
Inn just a little wile and then isle take a relaxing wrest on a tropical aisle.
(by alan balter)
enlglysh is a pane br Hear eye sit inn english cl... (show quote)


Good one Bahmer.. I take this to heart....

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Nov 20, 2019 10:51:45   #
Cadillac
 
bahmer wrote:
enlglysh is a pane
Hear eye sit inn english class;
The likelihood is that eye wont pass
An f on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
Its knot that eye havent studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply cant get them write
Hour teacher says, "heed my advice, ewe must study and sacrifice"
Butt if mouses are mice and louses are lice, how come blouses arent blice
The confusion really abounds
When adding esses two nouns gooses are geese, butt mooses arent meese;
Somebody scent in the clowns two ultimatums are ultimata, and a couple of datum are data
Sew wouldnt ewe expect it wood bee correct fore a bunch of plums to be plata?
And if more than won octopus are octopi, and the plural of ox is oxen
Shouldnt a couple of busses bee bussi and a pare of foxes bee foxen?
Lets talk about spelling a wile, specifically letters witch are silent
Words like "psychologist" and "wreck"
Shirley make awl of us violent and another example quite plane witch is really hard two explain
If its eye before e except after sea, then what about feign and reign?
The final exam will determine how eye due, weather eye pass ore fail
I halve prepared as much as eye can down two the last detail
Im ready two give it my vary best
Inn just a little wile and then isle take a relaxing wrest on a tropical aisle.
(by alan balter)
enlglysh is a pane br Hear eye sit inn english cl... (show quote)


That’s pretty good

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Nov 20, 2019 11:36:00   #
flash
 
My friend Roger went to Kroger.

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Nov 20, 2019 11:37:38   #
debeda
 
bahmer wrote:
enlglysh is a pane
Hear eye sit inn english class;
The likelihood is that eye wont pass
An f on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
Its knot that eye havent studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply cant get them write
Hour teacher says, "heed my advice, ewe must study and sacrifice"
Butt if mouses are mice and louses are lice, how come blouses arent blice
The confusion really abounds
When adding esses two nouns gooses are geese, butt mooses arent meese;
Somebody scent in the clowns two ultimatums are ultimata, and a couple of datum are data
Sew wouldnt ewe expect it wood bee correct fore a bunch of plums to be plata?
And if more than won octopus are octopi, and the plural of ox is oxen
Shouldnt a couple of busses bee bussi and a pare of foxes bee foxen?
Lets talk about spelling a wile, specifically letters witch are silent
Words like "psychologist" and "wreck"
Shirley make awl of us violent and another example quite plane witch is really hard two explain
If its eye before e except after sea, then what about feign and reign?
The final exam will determine how eye due, weather eye pass ore fail
I halve prepared as much as eye can down two the last detail
Im ready two give it my vary best
Inn just a little wile and then isle take a relaxing wrest on a tropical aisle.
(by alan balter)
enlglysh is a pane br Hear eye sit inn english cl... (show quote)


Lolololhahahaha good one

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