long distance
Nov 11, 2019 12:39:36 #
Dearest Dad,
I am coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook,
had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks.
Your favorite daughter,
Lilly
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THE RESPONSE
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
Wh**ever ... I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.
Love,
Your Dad
I am coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook,
had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks.
Your favorite daughter,
Lilly
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THE RESPONSE
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
Wh**ever ... I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.
Love,
Your Dad
Nov 11, 2019 12:46:14 #
badbobby wrote:
Dearest Dad, br br br I am coming home to get ma... (show quote)
Good one badbobby thanks for the laughs. 
Nov 12, 2019 05:52:35 #
Nov 12, 2019 06:05:33 #
badbobby wrote:
Dearest Dad, br br br I am coming home to get ma... (show quote)
These kids today !?!?
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