badbobby Loc: texas

I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE
(aka TRUCKER'S LAMENT: I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE)
(Sheb Wooley / Dick Feller)

Recorded by: Ben Colder; LeRoy Mack; The VW Boys;
Fantastic Shakers; Rita Schneider; Dale Pridgeon;
Stan Boreson; Tex & Mary Schutz; Dick Feller.


I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself
Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else
I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back of my bathroom door
I just don't look good naked anymore

So, I'm goin' upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
I'd stand there and smile, and strut and flex until my arms got sore
But I just don't look good naked anymore

Well, I used to go out with the girls
I loved them one and all
Now they don't get very close to me
They're afraid that I might fall

Well, I went to the Doctor for my annual medical exam
Stood there in the buff, suddenly he said "MAN"
I said "What is it Doc, some fatal disease, I just gotta know the
score"
He said "No, you just don't look good naked anymore

Well, me and my wife had a dance routine
Everybody said it was unique
Now it's only when we're back to back
That we're dancing cheek to cheek

Well, I went to a nudie beech to have some seaside fun
Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin' up the sun
Somebody yelled, "Hey, there's an old white whale washed up on the
shore
I just don't look good naked anymore

Yeah, my arches fell, my chest went to hell
And my butt's a-d**ggin' the floor
An' I just don't look good naked anymore
No, I just don't look good naked anymore




ain't got much goin for me other than all my hair ! Other than that, double
(tripple?) chins, a huge gut and 'man-boobs' ain't too impressive, not to mention about 75 lbs. of excess baggage ! here, oh where did my good looks go ? Father Time is a cruel, cruel bastard !

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

After certain age everything goes south , BB!!😁😁😁

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

I have an advantage that way. I never looked good naked so I ceased worrying about it when I was a teenager. Now I am 75 and still an ugly gimp but now I am an old ugly gimp. Such is life.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

And yet the Mrs. sticks around

Must be some kind of fella BB...

And if you ever get really depressed you can always compare yourself to Slat

Lt. Rob Polans ret.

Yep, I think for me it was forty. I'm not fat or even overweight, underweight is closer. Among the many things that I used to be is a power-lifter. So picking up 200 lb. pieces of furniture isn't what people expect me to be able to do.

billy a Loc: South Florida

Any mirror in my house is from the neck up.
Damn things tell the T***H!

Big dog

Ya ain’t alone 😫

badbobby Loc: texas

you just gave me the perfect idea Canuck
now where is that dam Marine?

bahmer

Very good there badbobby but you are still a great fisherman so I hear. Go get em buddy.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Welcome back! Been missing you!

Things just ain't the same when you're MIA.

May rename you the Good Humor Man!

bggamers Loc: georgia

Don't feel bad theres more than a few of us in the same boat. I went to lunch with 2 friends what k**led me one is older 75yrs old weight down to 137 and looks younger then me I'm 68 some things just arent fair