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Nov 8, 2019 18:39:30   #
Bcon
 
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the next November election.

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Nov 8, 2019 19:04:22   #
Weasel Loc: In the Great State Of Indiana!!
 
Bcon wrote:
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the next November election.



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Nov 8, 2019 19:11:46   #
Dwight Logan
 
Bcon wrote:
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the next November election.


There might be one time that I MIGHT. vote democratic. That is when The Pope becomes a Protestant. However, we both would first have to pasms a. Sanity test.

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Nov 8, 2019 19:32:56   #
proud republican Loc: Rocking USA!!!
 
Bcon wrote:
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the next November election.


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Nov 8, 2019 19:51:25   #
kankune Loc: Iowa
 
Bcon wrote:
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the next November election.



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Nov 9, 2019 06:21:03   #
Tug484
 
Bcon wrote:
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the next November election.


That's the truth.

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Nov 9, 2019 08:16:09   #
TrueAmerican
 
Bcon wrote:
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the next November election.


LOVE IT

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Nov 9, 2019 09:33:22   #
bahmer
 
Bcon wrote:
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the next November election.


Amen and Amen

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Nov 9, 2019 12:01:22   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Bcon wrote:
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the next November election.


Fantastic comparison!

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Nov 9, 2019 16:59:52   #
Lt. Rob Polans ret.
 
Bcon wrote:
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the next November election.


I got married so I wouldn't have to do that anymore, although occasionally...

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Nov 9, 2019 17:00:41   #
Tug484
 
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
I got married so I wouldn't have to do that anymore, although occasionally...


Lol.

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Nov 9, 2019 21:19:33   #
milamber
 
Bcon wrote:
1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the next November election.


that's a good one..............no booooooooooooos on this one

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