Don't tell anyone, but it was Grecian Formula.
There is (to me) a really funny story to why I chose this handle. Shortly after I married Mrs.B. her aunt from chicago came down to visit. We had young kids, all kinds of animals, and activities going on. Anyway, I walked in one morning to get coffee, and heard my new aunt-in-law asking my new wife: "Did you know you were marrying Archie Bunker? All in a thick German accent.
She sent dvds of All in The Family for the kids to watch.
They agreed.
I believe it was AuntieE who posted something about "I am what I am." I can't prove it, but I say it was Popeye who said that.

Anyway...I am what I am!! :-D