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Oct 31, 2019 01:09:20   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
He has "head scratchers" going on in his mind just like the rest of us.


Yep....

If a tree falls in the woods...
And Hillary was under it....
You wanna get a beer?

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Oct 31, 2019 01:11:09   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Yep....

If a tree falls in the woods...
And Hillary was under it....
You wanna get a beer?


I could use one more, I think!

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Oct 31, 2019 01:12:44   #
karpenter Loc: Headin' Fer Da Hills !!
 
archie bunker wrote:
Ever met one who pokes fun at themselves?

They lack humility.

I'm Like That Christopher Titus Comedian
I Can Belly-Ache About My Life
But In Such A Way That People Get A Chuckle
Because It Is Kinda Funny

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Oct 31, 2019 01:17:44   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
Ever met one who pokes fun at themselves?

They lack humility.


Self-triggering Progs

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Oct 31, 2019 01:18:28   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
I could use one more, I think!


If you like wine there's probably half a bottle left under the tree

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Oct 31, 2019 02:33:51   #
2bltap Loc: Move to the Mainland
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I was thinking;  If only 11 million people have Obama-Care, how will 24 million people die if it is repealed?  Will an additional 13 million people be randomly shot?

I was thinking;  If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleach-bit and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the Mainstream Media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent?

I was thinking;  If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?

I was thinking;  Each ISIS attack now is a reaction to Trump policies, but all ISIS attacks during Obama’s term were due to C*****e C****e and a plea for jobs.

I was thinking;  We should stop calling them all ‘Entitlements’. Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC, ad nausea are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and shouldn’t be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and paid for by the recipients.

I was thinking;  If Liberals don’t believe in biological g****r then why did they march for women’s rights?

I was thinking;   How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the primary from Bernie Sanders?

I was thinking;   Why is it that Democrats think super delegates are fine, but they have a problem with the e*******l college?

I was thinking;   If you don’t want the FBI involved in e******ns, don’t nominate someone who’s being investigated by the FBI.

I was thinking;   If Hillary’s speeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows up to her free ones?

I was thinking;   (this was the best)….If Democrats don’t want foreigners involved in our e******ns, why do they think it’s all right for i******s to v**e?



  Now my head hurts, I’m going to quit thinking for a while!
I was thinking;  If only 11 million people have Ob... (show quote)


Mikeyavelli, this was an extraordinarily GREAT POST AND TRUE IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORDS!!!!! Well Done and BRAVO!!!!!! Thank you very very much! HMMMM? Im wondering if our resident Progressives here can answer any of these questions without c alling names or some such adolecant retort?
Semper Fi
Mike

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Oct 31, 2019 05:39:55   #
Big dog
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I was thinking;  If only 11 million people have Obama-Care, how will 24 million people die if it is repealed?  Will an additional 13 million people be randomly shot?

I was thinking;  If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleach-bit and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the Mainstream Media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent?

I was thinking;  If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?

I was thinking;  Each ISIS attack now is a reaction to Trump policies, but all ISIS attacks during Obama’s term were due to C*****e C****e and a plea for jobs.

I was thinking;  We should stop calling them all ‘Entitlements’. Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC, ad nausea are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and shouldn’t be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and paid for by the recipients.

I was thinking;  If Liberals don’t believe in biological g****r then why did they march for women’s rights?

I was thinking;   How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the primary from Bernie Sanders?

I was thinking;   Why is it that Democrats think super delegates are fine, but they have a problem with the e*******l college?

I was thinking;   If you don’t want the FBI involved in e******ns, don’t nominate someone who’s being investigated by the FBI.

I was thinking;   If Hillary’s speeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows up to her free ones?

I was thinking;   (this was the best)….If Democrats don’t want foreigners involved in our e******ns, why do they think it’s all right for i******s to v**e?



  Now my head hurts, I’m going to quit thinking for a while!
I was thinking;  If only 11 million people have Ob... (show quote)


This much wisdom makes My head hurt

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Oct 31, 2019 06:36:20   #
Big Kahuna
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I was thinking;  If only 11 million people have Obama-Care, how will 24 million people die if it is repealed?  Will an additional 13 million people be randomly shot?

I was thinking;  If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleach-bit and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the Mainstream Media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent?

I was thinking;  If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?

I was thinking;  Each ISIS attack now is a reaction to Trump policies, but all ISIS attacks during Obama’s term were due to C*****e C****e and a plea for jobs.

I was thinking;  We should stop calling them all ‘Entitlements’. Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC, ad nausea are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and shouldn’t be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and paid for by the recipients.

I was thinking;  If Liberals don’t believe in biological g****r then why did they march for women’s rights?

I was thinking;   How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the primary from Bernie Sanders?

I was thinking;   Why is it that Democrats think super delegates are fine, but they have a problem with the e*******l college?

I was thinking;   If you don’t want the FBI involved in e******ns, don’t nominate someone who’s being investigated by the FBI.

I was thinking;   If Hillary’s speeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows up to her free ones?

I was thinking;   (this was the best)….If Democrats don’t want foreigners involved in our e******ns, why do they think it’s all right for i******s to v**e?



  Now my head hurts, I’m going to quit thinking for a while!
I was thinking;  If only 11 million people have Ob... (show quote)


Those are good questions and they are questions the progs can't answer. It's like asking a prog, "why do you fools support the murder and infanticide of 65 million American babies yet cry, scream, kick and go on a rant if one rock throwing, malicious Palestinian kid gets taken out by an Israeli soldier or 1 supposedly "caged" i*****l a***n child doesn' t get 3 square meals a day with dessert while waiting for American citizenship?"

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Oct 31, 2019 07:51:38   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Yep....

If a tree falls in the woods...
And Hillary was under it....
You wanna get a beer?

Question: If the tree falls where a man's camping and there is no woman around, would it still be his fault

Think about that while you're having that beer.

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Oct 31, 2019 07:59:38   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Question: If the tree falls where a man's camping and there is no woman around, would it still be his fault

Think about that while you're having that beer.


Coincidentally I am having a beer at the moment... Just finished my last class and a student gave me a sixpack for the walk home

Halloween is fun

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Oct 31, 2019 08:08:29   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Coincidentally I am having a beer at the moment... Just finished my last class and a student gave me a sixpack for the walk home

Halloween is fun

I've never been a drinker, but I recall many of my buddies referring to Asian beer as 'Tiger P*iss.'

Wat'cha having there, CD...Budweiser

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Oct 31, 2019 08:11:54   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
I've never been a drinker, but I recall many of my buddies referring to Asian beer as 'Tiger P*iss.'

Wat'cha having there, CD...Budweiser


Snow... More like kitten piss...



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Oct 31, 2019 08:13:33   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Snow... More like kitten piss...

Did that particular kitten write his name in the snow

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Oct 31, 2019 08:18:28   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Did that particular kitten write his name in the snow


Sadly that is about how it tastes... Especially from the can... And it goes flat about two minutes after you open it

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Oct 31, 2019 08:28:03   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
If the choice to have a child belongs solely to women, why are men forced to pay child support?


Lawyers.

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