Short terrorist jokes
Oct 29, 2019 00:05:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canadians are more likely to die of a kick from a moose than a terrorist attack. Those damn moose limbs.
What do you call an exiled terrorist? Tallibaned.
Terrorist groups in the Middle East have started surgically implanting improvised explosive devices inside the cattle that they drive through town on the way to market. The UN has described this practice as abominable.
What do Chinese terrorists do at a frat party? They bro it up!
Mass shooting in Soviet Union, government blamed the N**i. Mass shooting in Europe, government blamed terrorists. Mass shooting in United States, government blamed video games.
Why did the terrorist blow up the winery? Because it was full of Zinfandels.
If a group of crows is called a murder, what do you call a group of terrorists? A suicide.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation, but Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
A terrorist tried to blow up a bus. He failed and burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.
What do you call a terrorist organization of math teachers? Al-Gebra.
Terrorist parents discussing their kids...Yep, they blow up so fast!
One shouldn't look into joining a jihadi terrorist cell. The membership dues cost an arm and a leg.
What does a terrorist photographer do? Photobomb.
Not every Muslim is a terrorist...only 9 / 11 are.
What's a terrorists least favorite wine? White Infidel.
Why did the terrorist's wife leave him? She didn't know what jihad.
Where does a terrorist go when he dies? Everywhere!
What do you call an exiled terrorist? Tallibaned.
Terrorist groups in the Middle East have started surgically implanting improvised explosive devices inside the cattle that they drive through town on the way to market. The UN has described this practice as abominable.
What do Chinese terrorists do at a frat party? They bro it up!
Mass shooting in Soviet Union, government blamed the N**i. Mass shooting in Europe, government blamed terrorists. Mass shooting in United States, government blamed video games.
Why did the terrorist blow up the winery? Because it was full of Zinfandels.
If a group of crows is called a murder, what do you call a group of terrorists? A suicide.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation, but Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
A terrorist tried to blow up a bus. He failed and burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.
What do you call a terrorist organization of math teachers? Al-Gebra.
Terrorist parents discussing their kids...Yep, they blow up so fast!
One shouldn't look into joining a jihadi terrorist cell. The membership dues cost an arm and a leg.
What does a terrorist photographer do? Photobomb.
Not every Muslim is a terrorist...only 9 / 11 are.
What's a terrorists least favorite wine? White Infidel.
Why did the terrorist's wife leave him? She didn't know what jihad.
Where does a terrorist go when he dies? Everywhere!
Oct 29, 2019 00:21:12 #
slatten49 wrote:
Canadians are more likely to die of a kick from a ... (show quote)
Loved that last one...
Oct 29, 2019 01:00:54 #
slatten49 wrote:
Canadians are more likely to die of a kick from a ... (show quote)
Lolololhahahaha funny
Oct 29, 2019 01:19:00 #
Oct 29, 2019 04:47:37 #
slatten49 wrote:
Canadians are more likely to die of a kick from a ... (show quote)
A Canadian is more likely to die from a moose kick, or drinking moose urine.
Oct 29, 2019 05:03:43 #
RT friend wrote:
A Canadian is more likely to die from a moose kick, or drinking moose urine.
I'd drink moose urine before I'd drink what passes for beer in the land down under
Oct 29, 2019 05:38:35 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I'd drink moose urine before I'd drink what passes for beer in the land down under
Me too, the worst experiences of my life were getting home drunk, I was always all righ out and about, Oh ! if only I had a pet moose in the back yard I would be a proud Pflugerville, they also drink moose urine in Texas.
Oct 29, 2019 07:14:12 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Loved that last one...
I had figured you to enjoy the first one more than the others. Moose limbs...muslims.
Oct 30, 2019 17:32:22 #
Oct 30, 2019 19:41:50 #
slatten49 wrote:
Canadians are more likely to die of a kick from a ... (show quote)
groan.......................
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